Message from @Karl
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@Perihelion - CA It'd have to be a pesto or fettucini sauce. Tomatoes came from the New World.
heres a great tune
Few know this but the great nordic inventor Harald NoodleEater invented spaghetti in the year 630 AD, and Meds just stole the idea and killed him on a trading mission
wait didn't China invent spaghetti?
They saved all of Norway from a terrible disease then
China invented pierogi tbh
Harald
Why would Chinese invent something you need a fork to eat?
not even shitposting
Apparently earliest record was by muslim historian writing about Sicily in 1140
They saved Norway from replacing their all fat diet with an all carb diet 😂
@StormySeaShore yo dude professional Chinese can eat *anything* with chopsticks
@NateDahl76 Ah, yes. The NooodleEater Affair. Very true... <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>
niBBas literally eat *soup* with chopsticks
Can they eat BPA plastics?
@Jacob its a sopranos reference lmao
Why make bread into stupid strings when you can just burry fish in the ground with some herbs for a few months?
*Just barbarian things*
Guys why are you wasting all the barley on food. Its supposed to be beer.
kek I wouldn't know, I'm not a normie @StormySeaShore
Meds be like “owo nords please be my bodyguards”
Imagine not being a nomadic aryan steppe people eating only beef and drinking only milk
We wuz varangians
Real patricians put meat between bread and call it a burger
Ultimate synthesis
Plebs. Imagine not subsisting purely on the remains of one's vanquished enemies... With a nice chainti *thup, thup, thup, thup*...
The Sea People were just aryan steppe people who ran into the ocean where horses couldn't go
not gonna lie
I make hot dogs with regular bread
I was introduced to the idea at an IE meetup, actually
Wow winter is hitting hard in ie huh
These takes are COLD
winter is hitting really hard cause i'm trapped inside
snowdrifts really bad
We didnt give up. We just wanted to play on hard mode.
I had to walk a couple blocks to retrieve my trashcan