Supreme Emperor Cuomo has seen to that

No guns = total safety huh, woah

Sleep is for homosexuals and pagans

are all pagans not homosexuals?

when the civil war starts and one side literally has nogunz, i think it's safe to assume which side is going to win

All pagans are homosexuals

also literally this tbqh

Only blue Staters can sleep well at night, because we keep our journalists safe with gun bans.

People say “it will be quick” before every conflict ever

naturally the cities will all become communist strongholds. the vast majority of soldiers will side against the communists, which gives us proper military leadership and training, plus the vast majority of munitions not in private hands. the communist cities will have to conscript every soiboi and arm them with literally anything they can get their hands on. sieges will be laid on every city and they will be brutal. the most likely scenario is that it lasts barely more than a few weeks

i should know, i'm an expert in these things

A civil war expert?

precisely

I hope you’re right but Wars have a way of fucking plans up

I’m ready for nick to do his in depth civil war 2.0 episode

I thought it was a joke

I’ve said for years now we are headed for war. The mainstream press picking it up this week has made me restless. I think it’s very real

who in mainstream is talking about war?

^

It was on the View, it was on cable news, it’s been going around. New study came out that says 31% of Americans think it will happen within 5 years

honestly no chance the shitlibs start it, they are literally guaranteed to lose

then again the Confederacy did fire the first shots

Depends how crazy they get if they keep losing elections + an economic event

so

It won’t happen tomorrow, but maybe after 2020 election, I think

I had a dream the other night where I'm in the bathroom and hear my entrance door open. When I go to see who it is I get shot and wake up. It was very freaky

My nicka

@KD lock your door

I always lock it, that's why even hearing it open got me very suspicious in the dream

In a symbolic sense, sounds like you are worried about betrayal

If you believe in dream symbolism stuff

I've not had one like that, ever

The door slowly opened, and I already knew he was a bad hombre, but I woke up while jumping at him

Dreams are weird like that

Shoot through the door

It doesn't work like that. I didn't have a gun

Do you irl?

Nope

limp bizkit is prety kewl

Maybe you should