then there's bone, muscle all shoved in that bullethole

like a little tortillini

of meaty shit

Thankfully it missed all the bones, arteries, and major nerves

you could have died lol

Did snip a tertiary nerve running to the pinky though, so it's not numb but it's like perma pins n needles for nw

Lol yeah no shit

I'm just glad I'll continue enjoying full use of my hand

god that sounds like it'll be fun

I didn't even know I got shot

Just like

at least you didnt get it chainsawed off

"Fuck that was loud, why is my arm covered in blood?"

"Oh"

and then stapled back on

"Oh fuck"

Yeah that would be pretty unfortunate

how does that work anyway

is it even possible to just re-attach limbs like that

I'm sure there's a way but I'm equally sure it's not simple in the slightest

your fuggin pinky gets chopped off, and somehow some fucking doctor just claps his hands and your nerves are re-connected

i have seen it with fingers, one of my friend chopped a couple fingers off with a band saw, they put them on ice and rushed him to the hospital and they reattached them.

I think it takes a couple of weeks for nerves to rebuild

Full function?

yeah, he has full range of motion but not a lot of feeling in them

figures I guess

God fucking damnit the human body is fucking amazing

JUST PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT YOU'LL BE MOSTLY FINE

roman started socialism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5pGiWptb4

mostly

Joe for the second time France started it in 1789

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_socialism

early roman society was a lot like 1800's america

yeah, its really crazy. Did you hear about the upcoming head transplant?

I have

Yeah but I thought it was a meme

that's some x files shit

yeah

roman started the idea of socialism

next you'll see some dipshit get his head cut off and repositioned on top of a tank that he can operate from like some sort of fucked up metal gear boss

Oh, apparently Persia tried to start a socialist religiont ype dealy in 500ish AD