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@Akira Kurusu you’re not real

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See

Grow a pair of testicles and become real

Or else you’re just a gay retard

https://twitter.com/PhantomJoker5/status/1014565610435604486?s=19

https://abcnews4.com/news/local/preventing-tragedy-tips-to-protect-yourself-against-ever-leaving-your-child-in-a-hot-car

tell me this is satire

'put something important in the back so you don't forget your child in the hot car'

...........

Ffs

the absolute state of parenthood in america

>riding bike to mickey d's

>small sidewalk

but its mainly killing minority children so we shouldn't care -pat little faggots on gab

>two THOTS walking side by side (in bikinis, THOT-tier)

ya dude i had that early

>move over to the side of the sidewalk a bit

when i was mowing shirtless

>THEY CONTINUE WALKING TOWARDS ME SIDE BY SIDE

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>THEYRE FORMING A PHALANX

HOLD

HOLD VIN

>I scrape the bushs on the side and my shoe falls off

>they continue walking

HOLD THE LINE BETTER VNI

Me: "Doh!" >picks up shoe

>they look back and keep on walking

>probably laughing

F

I got phalanx'd by a pair of thots

🅱egone

so in short:

fuck

women

fuck

british people too

fuck

mexicans too