brb gonna shower

No u

😡

fellas, i left my dick in a big black woman and her boyfriend is jacked, some wisdom please

Dogs absolutely DO NOT belong in the house

@powerpuff boy assert dominance if you know what I mean

Wrong

Good dogs belong in the home.

Ok Mr. Shit Carpet

Dogs go in the house

Dogs are scary change my mind

there is no heroism in a deformed face

Amphibians are the patrician choice of pet

No shitbox to clean

No hair

still need my dick back

Doesn't stink up the house

@RetardO ExtremeO I had pet frogs for over a decade

Nice

African Dwarf Frogs

just gotta take antibiotics or else youll keel over xD

Frogs = best animal

I had fis

Frogs are turning gay and can't defend your home.

Frogs 🤢

fellas. i have a snake

a big black snake

I've had a snake

Fuck em

They suck

I have a big ol snake in your mom rn

left it in a black woman and her boyfriend is jacked

Stop

I caught a Garner Snake once and that was pretty good

No

Yeah her boyfriend is me

Yeah I had a garter snake and it escaped

@Boffin Frog read that as "Gamer Snake" at first

We're getting into degen hour, 'night boys, I got church in the morning

I'm going to go eat steak.

fellas *teay eyed* i just wanna say how much i appreciate your relentless shitposting