Also something to keep up with

https://twitter.com/TheWarMonitor

SHIP ERRYTHING TO CHYNA

@Heliodromus Shingen We can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

DID SOMEONE SAY FUDD

hue

FUDDY FIVE STOPPIN POWAH

@E4S1911-MN not a damn thing

China told north Korea they weren't buying their coal anymore because they're buying ours now so kimmy boy is mad

FUDD WAS SAID

BUBBA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Probably because there's over 150k Chink troops on NK's border

what did he mean by this

WHY

They probably dont want a bunch of indoctorinated norks flooding over theiur border

Y U DO DIS

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/852280267926589441 @everyone

wot

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

How does that even work?

THE LAND OF THE kNIGHTS OF TEMPLARS

@Lord Joe TYPICAL ALABAMA NIGGER IT'S KNIGHTS

DEUS VULT

kek

PRIVATE POLICE

YES

Churches don't pay taxes tho

I'm so confuzled

WELLCOME TO THE LIBERTARIAN CONFEDERACY OF AMERICA

DONT VIOLATE THE NAP

ALABAMA INC. JUST GOT A NEW POLICE FORCE

Technically that goes against the principles of having a secular state.

But fuck it, it passes the rule of cool

Well I mean

fuck it

They could just have it be a militia paid for via donations to the church

GAS THE HERETICS! HOLY WAR NOW!

CONFEDERATE LIBERTARIAN STATES OF THE US

But I doubt you'd need a law for that

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