Message from BlackMetalWitch in Anticom #general


2017-04-04 04:02:39 UTC  

Grab life by the pussy

2017-04-04 04:02:50 UTC  

I'm just concerned that I won't be able to support a family off government pay, and I don't want my future wife working

2017-04-04 04:03:22 UTC  

Fed gov has decent pay and excellent benefits

2017-04-04 04:03:33 UTC  

If you want a big famalam you need those bennies

2017-04-04 04:03:43 UTC  

Health care for 10 babies ain't cheap

2017-04-04 04:03:48 UTC  

Hopefully you're right, I want a decent amount of kids to carry on my genes

2017-04-04 04:04:19 UTC  

Gov't jobs are great for that. You have stability and benefits. That's all you need.

2017-04-04 04:04:27 UTC  

If you have a good waifu that cooks at home

2017-04-04 04:04:35 UTC  

And isn't a gold diggin whore

2017-04-04 04:04:39 UTC  

You don't need a ton of money

2017-04-04 04:04:45 UTC  

Just stability and a decent waifu

2017-04-04 04:04:53 UTC  

Sounds good then. The issue will be making sure I stay out of college debt, and have a nest egg by the age of 20.

2017-04-04 04:05:42 UTC  

Grab life by the pussy, friend. WWDJTD?

2017-04-04 04:05:52 UTC  

True true.

2017-04-04 04:06:09 UTC  

Infact he's motivated me to do a lot of life changes already, like cutting unhealthy things out, etc

2017-04-04 04:06:34 UTC  

If you're a young man, virtually all of your problems can be solved by lifting weights. Do your squats, lots of squats.

2017-04-04 04:17:38 UTC  

@James_Coney - LA Kinda late responding, but yeah that's cool!

2017-04-04 04:19:41 UTC  

@Iamawesom Sweet little one, where do you live? Also, you shall all call me momma Templar now. I am the listener and hug bringing.

2017-04-04 04:20:22 UTC  

traps are gay

2017-04-04 04:20:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/298673128098234379/1485146906644.jpg

2017-04-04 04:20:23 UTC  

That sounds so fucking gay, but seriously

2017-04-04 04:20:31 UTC  

von you musclefag

2017-04-04 04:20:37 UTC  

brain over brawn

2017-04-04 04:21:09 UTC  

LOL

2017-04-04 04:21:12 UTC  

welp there goes college

2017-04-04 04:21:31 UTC  

thank god i literally just got a 100k college course in a fucking one note file

2017-04-04 04:25:00 UTC  
2017-04-04 04:25:14 UTC  

@Mtn_B34R CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES!

2017-04-04 04:30:03 UTC  

<@&278459485687644161> @Unironic Eurobeat Fan wants to be vetted

2017-04-04 04:30:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/298675574405332992/Zap_the_Gays_with_Tesla_Rays.png

2017-04-04 04:30:34 UTC  

You're gonna have to change that name unless you wanna get penced everytime someone mentions you

2017-04-04 04:30:58 UTC  

It's a plus

2017-04-04 04:31:08 UTC  

Getting Penced is a gift from above.

2017-04-04 04:31:21 UTC  

Kek, nah it's a bot

2017-04-04 04:31:36 UTC  

Shut the fuck up don't ruin my immersion.

2017-04-04 04:32:09 UTC  

@Unironic Eurobeat Fan the last Normie was telling his Jewish teacher the holocaust never happened within a week of being here.

2017-04-04 04:32:17 UTC  

Fucking bless.

2017-04-04 04:32:21 UTC  

Salute.

2017-04-04 04:32:27 UTC  

@Iamawesom Well, listen my dude, it's very noble that you don't want your future wife to work, and that you want to take care of her (sorry I'm late to this chat. I'm at the gym)
Also, like @vonGoethe said, the gym really does help. Also, I'm assuming from the average age of everyone in this chat, you're pretty young, yeah? Like around 18-20? You have so much time and more life to explore and such. Like, go to school, and do that gov'ment work, man. I mean, hey, I'm 25 and work at a coffee shop and almost have my degree in art. Literally the worst degree ever. So already, you're on a better path than I

2017-04-04 04:33:10 UTC  

Bring back good art, kill the post-modernist