Based

happy easter any fellow christfags

daily reminder protestant scum do not apply

happy easter. this year orthodox easter falls on the same day

umad we decided intellectual freedom was worthwhile

didnt the protestant movement have more to do with the right to divorce rather than intellectual freedom?

Nah you're thinking the Church of England

Protestantism started when Martin Luther made translations of the Bible so the common man could read it for himself

And the Church wanted him and every pleb who read it to die

Because we can't have every random fucker be able to read the bible

That's heresy

oh okay gotcha, I should of known that, Martin Luther is based as fuck, he wrote a few really antisemetic books.

Kek

But yeah the Catholic church at the time was making a damned fine living from lying to people while preaching from the most sinful and corrupt city in Europe at the time

And he was all like

"this shit's fucked"

And then he went on an edgy phase and broke the tenants of monogamy later but that's rather unrelated to the whole bible part

oh wierd, was he a polygamist or an adulterer?

Think it was adultery

Thing is he swooped a nun and eloped

iirc

XD

have you ever seen how they executedNicolae Ceaușescu, now thats how you deal with commies XD

My grandpa actually did push a commie out of a helicopter midflight

Only nam story he'll tell

thats based

But he and his dudes found a Chinese intelligence agent

Established comms halfway back to base

CO: "No, you did not find a Chinese spook here. They're not here."

"But we've got one on the bird."

CO: "No, no you do not. There is not a Chinese intelligence officer on your helicopter."

"Welp... alright guys, there are no chinks on this bird"

*boot*

lmao

>Tfw MacArthur was right even though he was wildly incompetent and clinically crazy

yeah, have you ever seen the Yuri videos? Communists have been subverting American culture through the academic system since the 50s - 60s

The one where he says they were playing the long game? Yeah

yeah, and that they are just using the degenerates and sexual deviants to destabalize society in order to make it easier to take over

Beg your pardon but I'm a degenerate and have no desire to see such bourgeoisoi elements of society I love so much be trampled under gobbunism

Luxuries, decadence, self-fulfillment and generally everything you actually enjoy in life are hated by commies