***noooo the government took away my cummies!!!!!***

Me IRL #roastiegenocide

@AlGoreRhythm I’m with you . Force is the only way

The right wing needs to start flexing government power

Everytime the left threatens to ban guns we should threaten to ban their cummies

It's their equivalent issue

ENFORCE MONOGAMY

Patrick Little must prevail!

*waits for nurse to bring meal*

Just screamed about Jews at the Holocaust museum MAGA

You have to remember most democratic voters are low IQ dopamine addicts

Hit them where it hurts

I can confirm this because I became more right wing as I tackled my dopamine impulses

*today president Donald Trump banned tinder by executive order*

😂

same @TorgoForever

Executive Order: ban women from internet and gaming

the second I stopped eating like shit and started exercising I naturally gravitated toward trump

I think in many ways political views flow downstream from lifestyle choices

ban anyone under 18 from social media

Your economics are your morals

If you're a sodomite living in San Francisco taking 30 dicks a day I doubt you're the type of person to be concerned about the future of the country

Or the future of anything really

They don't even care about their own health

Dopamine brainlets only think of the now and always will

Definitely not the future of your orifices lmao

@AlGoreRhythm this

Just ruptured the most sensitive part of my body in a gangbang MAGA

Ban pre marital sex

Being able to free yourself from your impulses is the most liberating feeling imo

Yee

I still struggle with jerking it but I have way more control than I used to

There are people out there who are literal impulse slaves

@Alabama Gamer

That's not jerk off material, that's fantasize about our life together material @Deleted User

@Alabama Gamer exactly

She's Italian

It's worse when being raised culturally Shia because weak material legalisms really push you to that dopamine until you crash and feel the full consequences

I feel like I'm failing sometimes but then I see other people my age

Yeah

And I realize that I'm in the top 10% by basically doing nothing