My dad smoked and drank then quit and then he got married.

@AlGoreRhythm she's probably getting blacked

She's alone now

I was born because he quit

@AlGoreRhythm but she probably already got blacked

@TorgoForever basrd

28, living in the basement at least she has a job

Based

Yeah she's definitely not a virgin

@AlGoreRhythm is she a maga pede

Apolitical if I had to guess

I think she'll parrot some right wing stuff since my family is conservative but idk if she actually believes it

Hello my fellow boomers

@AlGoreRhythm lol she's going to become one of those washed up born again conservatives

Morning sunshine

@Kaggath hi

@powerpuff boy hello

Tbh I'm going easy on the MAGApede calling because we need them to vote for the Monogamy Squad and then once the cummies are gone we go in squads shouting "This is what real conservatism is MAGA!" as we lasso up all the roasties

Why no *sip* emoji?

@Deleted User hello king

SIP EMOJI NOW

My mom is really trying to get her to go to church so she can find a man

Since 28 is starting to get to the danger zone

Your sis?

Yeah

@AlGoreRhythm she's not wife material

28 and no husband?????

She's a used up woman

@Kaggath she rode the carousel

Partied

Partied went to teachers college etc etc

Let her become alone

so she's a roastie

Yes

Pic related

I feel a bit of pity because she's my sister but I also understand she's reaping what she sowed

Thottimus Maximus

My parents raise her right, she decided to wander from the straight and narrow

She reaps the consequences

It doesn't matter if parents raise her right