Message from @Gurgio

Discord ID: 307928899482812418


2017-04-29 01:24:43 UTC  

STOP HACKING THE MAINFRAME

2017-04-29 01:24:45 UTC  

I'm kidding of course

2017-04-29 01:25:26 UTC  

[TECHNO-WHATEVER MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

2017-04-29 01:26:56 UTC  

it never happens

2017-04-29 01:26:58 UTC  

JUST

2017-04-29 01:27:22 UTC  

good night kids

2017-04-29 01:29:05 UTC  

where are you?

2017-04-29 01:29:15 UTC  

Euro?

2017-04-29 02:58:16 UTC  

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in economics and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. The eviction that kicks out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo.

2017-04-29 03:29:47 UTC  

Holy fucking shit that was great!

2017-04-29 03:45:51 UTC  

Oy gevalt

2017-04-29 03:52:39 UTC  

hey folks

2017-04-29 03:52:41 UTC  

ne1 here?

2017-04-29 04:36:30 UTC  

That was the best copypasta I've seen in a while

2017-04-29 06:55:27 UTC  
2017-04-29 08:04:17 UTC  

I thought the gypsies were the ones in the car.

2017-04-29 17:17:35 UTC  

everyone, today I have a story that I need to get off my chest because it's destroying me mentally.
Let's start all the way back when this first started in around 2015 and I was 13 and very angsty.I lived in a condo complex around this time just to clear things up. I just learned about governments and politics in school so I was excited about the elections to see who was going to be the Douche Vs Turd sandwich. Flash forward to election hype and I see something. It looks like the white spider from miss spiders sunny patch, I'm not too sure what it was but I heard a name called out, his name was Ted Cruz. I don't know why but I felt a sense of dread and I ran to my room to play skyline to clear my mind. I play Xbox all night and the time is 11:37 when I hear something at my window, I look out to see that same face, it's Ted Cruz. I'm paralyzed with fear when he gives me a wide grin, he immediately shimmies the window open and pushes me on the bed. I try to scream out the window for help but I can't, I'm too scared to speak. He tears my pants off and puts me on my hands and knees while saying "the zodiac will kill your ass". I cry silently as he tears my rectum and proceeds to ejaculate on my back and make it so it shows the zodiac symbol. He jumped out the window and looked at me one last time and said "zodiaci revertetur"

1 year later and he leaves the race, taking his delegates and my tight ass

2017-04-29 17:19:15 UTC  

>tfw you see a bunch of antifa posters all over your town

2017-04-29 17:19:29 UTC  

g e t

2017-04-29 17:19:30 UTC  

o u t

2017-04-29 17:27:42 UTC  

Draw dicks on them

2017-04-29 18:03:08 UTC  

I was really hoping that this was going to be a thing :/

2017-04-29 18:09:20 UTC  

>tfw you see Antifa posters in your neighborhood every single day for the past 10 years

2017-04-29 18:09:27 UTC  

I think i live in an infected area.

2017-04-29 18:19:03 UTC  

The fire rises

2017-04-29 18:25:22 UTC  

whats up guys... saw a flyer of yours and now I'm here

2017-04-29 18:32:24 UTC  

Heyo

2017-04-29 18:33:24 UTC  

I know @Yarbles IRL. Good guy.

2017-04-29 18:33:49 UTC  

Hiya Bill

2017-04-29 23:45:09 UTC  

wtf

2017-04-29 23:45:14 UTC  

We have flyers?

2017-04-29 23:45:30 UTC  

I will slather them all over the Antifa sign

2017-04-30 00:27:04 UTC  

GET VETTED SOON!

2017-04-30 01:01:28 UTC  

Here you go @owlhunter

2017-04-30 01:03:37 UTC  

FAGGOT <@&278459485687644161> FUCKING VET OWL