got with a girl when we were both drunk

luckily I didn't do anything because I couldn't "get it up" because I was drunk

Fellas never touch a drunk girl

booze + sexual inexperience + complete autonomy... what could go wrong?

@dirt flakes repent

no u

Like im nearly identical to brock, rich fam, slightly shy in my school years, etc etc.

@RampantKaisa u sound p gay

@B|ack|ce nothing

^

>college girls
>sexual inexperience
<:nickserious:402386797000130560> @B|ack|ce

you retard you

College girls know how to deepthroat this is 2018

she went to my fraternities party

Sadly

@Shid Vic

she asked for it by going lol

Nothing says empowered like a suppressed gag reflex

I hope you kicked her out

@Shid Vic past tense dude, been out of achool for several years now

to much of a risk

@RampantKaisa I was bantzing bro

I need pussy

Ik, just gotta let eberyone know im mearly a boomer

Give coochie please

mommy give the coochie now

Pussy in my mouth tiddies in my face thanos on my dong

<:smug:402400327313391616>

Woah he's wearing a tail haha furfag!

Who was brock turner?

no hes taking a dump

Not knowing about the eternal chad brock turner

I can't keep up with everything

he's the tennis player or swimmer or whatever from Stanford that raped a girl over a dumpster

This was like 5 years ago now

Chads and incels will team up to take on the female menace

Was it really rape?

No

no

his dad said that "prison would ruin his life" or something like that