Message from @Pinene

Discord ID: 304364242163859457


2017-04-19 21:12:09 UTC  

Fucking carshoppers

2017-04-19 21:12:10 UTC  

I can give 2

2017-04-19 21:12:11 UTC  

Guys are you aware there is fuck ton of Russian bombers near Alaska

2017-04-19 21:12:14 UTC  

if you go to a junkyard you can probably get a window for less than 20$

2017-04-19 21:12:18 UTC  

^

2017-04-19 21:12:21 UTC  

looks like a common car

2017-04-19 21:12:33 UTC  

Russia is near alaska so makes sense @OrderBae

2017-04-19 21:13:02 UTC  

I'm actually pissed they didn't steal mor. I have a bunch of useless shit in my car that I could have claimed on my rental insurance to break even on the window

2017-04-19 21:13:05 UTC  

more

2017-04-19 21:13:19 UTC  

Those bastards

2017-04-19 21:13:36 UTC  

If you're gonna thief, thief all the way damnit

2017-04-19 21:13:38 UTC  

Who says they didnt?

2017-04-19 21:13:54 UTC  

yeah I have a guitar amp in the back i've been trying to sell for years

2017-04-19 21:14:07 UTC  

wanted the insurance money for it

2017-04-19 21:14:08 UTC  

What kind?

2017-04-19 21:14:12 UTC  

line 6

2017-04-19 21:14:19 UTC  

not sure if its any good

2017-04-19 21:14:29 UTC  

Ah. How much have you been asking for it?

2017-04-19 21:14:37 UTC  

there aint shit to bomb in alaska

2017-04-19 21:14:50 UTC  

actually i bet there are a lot of icbm silos

2017-04-19 21:14:52 UTC  

Well, I mean, they wouldn't even steal it so

2017-04-19 21:15:25 UTC  

well I bundled it with a stratocaster for like like $400

2017-04-19 21:15:31 UTC  

throw the amp into the river

2017-04-19 21:15:40 UTC  

^ this

2017-04-19 21:15:41 UTC  

problem solved

2017-04-19 21:16:00 UTC  

didn't even take my credance tapes. I am offended

2017-04-19 21:16:06 UTC  

take some beta blockers so you dont sound nervous while lying to the insurance co on the phone

2017-04-19 21:16:24 UTC  

thieves have horrible taste in music

2017-04-19 21:16:25 UTC  

fucking kek

2017-04-19 21:16:29 UTC  

and yeah they do

2017-04-19 21:16:29 UTC  

forget beta blockers, just masturbate while you're on the phone

2017-04-19 21:16:37 UTC  

good call

2017-04-19 21:16:38 UTC  

i'm being completely serious about the CCR thing

2017-04-19 21:16:41 UTC  

Just toss it and say they stole it

2017-04-19 21:17:02 UTC  

That's what i'm saying

2017-04-19 21:17:04 UTC  

i hope mess is a cop and we are all telling him to commit ins fraud

2017-04-19 21:17:06 UTC  

I've discovered that if you can hold a conversation down while msturbating

2017-04-19 21:17:09 UTC  

you can do anything

2017-04-19 21:17:19 UTC  

Congratulations

2017-04-19 21:17:34 UTC  

@Dave - CA thats how elon musk knew he could make rockets land