Message from @Dad Bot

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2018-05-01 02:12:12 UTC  

Like if it can happen or not

2018-05-01 02:12:19 UTC  

he doesn't know either

2018-05-01 02:12:23 UTC  

Can someone 100% confirm

2018-05-01 02:12:24 UTC  

You can't just beat the shit out of people and apply for the military because it's a gang risk

2018-05-01 02:12:31 UTC  

"go ahead big shot, hit me"

2018-05-01 02:12:33 UTC  

but hold on

2018-05-01 02:12:36 UTC  

I'm not 100% certain

2018-05-01 02:12:36 UTC  

Hi not 100% certain, I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:12:48 UTC  

classic

2018-05-01 02:12:49 UTC  

I want to confirm before I tell him

2018-05-01 02:13:00 UTC  

back in school when people gave me shit I threatened escalation all the time and they always backed out

2018-05-01 02:13:02 UTC  

I’ll tell him to fuck off

2018-05-01 02:13:06 UTC  

I'm against the dad bot.

2018-05-01 02:13:06 UTC  

Hi against the dad bot., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:10 UTC  

I'm dad bot.

2018-05-01 02:13:10 UTC  

Hi dad bot., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:12 UTC  

He has daddy issues and is using the marines to go

2018-05-01 02:13:13 UTC  

I'm dad.

2018-05-01 02:13:14 UTC  

Hi dad., I'm Dad!

2018-05-01 02:13:18 UTC  

I'm dad

2018-05-01 02:13:18 UTC  

No you're not, you're Nuke

2018-05-01 02:13:22 UTC  

heh

2018-05-01 02:13:29 UTC  

HAHAHHA

2018-05-01 02:13:45 UTC  

Tell him to go beat up his daddy before he joins the Marines

2018-05-01 02:13:53 UTC  

He already did

2018-05-01 02:14:00 UTC  

That's 100% disqualification.

2018-05-01 02:14:05 UTC  

Never called in cops

2018-05-01 02:14:10 UTC  

You cannot engage in violence against a family member and join the military.

2018-05-01 02:14:11 UTC  

Period.

2018-05-01 02:14:22 UTC  

the psychological shit works out well anyways

2018-05-01 02:14:26 UTC  

Well the Marines don’t know

2018-05-01 02:14:30 UTC  

at least when I was in school it did

2018-05-01 02:15:31 UTC  

they always back down when given that sort of choice

2018-05-01 02:16:16 UTC  

Yea

2018-05-01 02:16:23 UTC  

I tried to talk to the kid

2018-05-01 02:16:43 UTC  

But they don’t like to talk when they don’t agree

2018-05-01 02:17:00 UTC  

fuck em

2018-05-01 02:17:11 UTC  

if they're gonna start some shit that's on them

2018-05-01 02:18:19 UTC  

Well

2018-05-01 02:19:54 UTC  

I'm Dad

2018-05-01 02:19:54 UTC  

No you're not, you're Red Storm (in NYC)