Me on the top

I had lobster earlier and I didn't swell up and die

Lobster is good

I can eat some sea food and not die

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Lol food allergies

allergic to fish

that's it though

No allergies gang

Only jews have those

Im allergic to mold and dust mites

Sucks

I have asthma too

Everyone is allergic to dust mites

other than that i'm healthy

Not even a real allergy

"Other than these crippling allergies I'm fine"

True I guess

I am worse than most

>fish allergy
>crippling
I can avoid fish...

who here /eatdirtgang/ as a kiddo and now have a bitchin immune system

,my nose gets stuffy aometimes

I'm a genetic defect

>dirt gang

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Mine is clogged all the time its gay

@dirt flakes gets "it"

tfw a new fag doesn't even know what dirt gang even is

Had to get surgery

surgery to unclog your butt lmao

gay

Nick Fuentes leader of white nationalist group and known associate of the infamous former neo Nazi turned Islamic terrorist convert Sam Hyde (now Samil Al-Hajid) was recently reported sighted at a Ku Klux Klan rally held in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. When confronted by undercover journalist, Nick Fuentes(undergoing alias "Mudshark destroyer") immediately opened fire on the CNN journalist. Current pursuit of Fuentes is occurring on Route 231, local state police have been unable to apprehend him, having a reported 4 injuries and one confirmed death en route to hospital. Governor Kay Ivey has considered calling in the national guard.

I had to get surgery to unclog my dick from ur moms butt

flakes I was here when nick and james doubleteamed that ethot and her husband

Nick Fuentes leader of white nationalist group and known associate of the infamous former neo Nazi turned Islamic terrorist convert Sam Hyde (now Samil Al-Hajid) was recently reported sighted at a Ku Klux Klan rally held in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. When confronted by undercover journalist, Nick Fuentes(undergoing alias "Mudshark destroyer") immediately opened fire on the CNN journalist. Current pursuit of Fuentes is occurring on Route 231, local state police have been unable to apprehend him, having a reported 4 injuries and one confirmed death en route to hospital. Governor Kay Ivey has considered calling in the national guard.

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This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

Lol

I like when girls are intimidated by my penis

They are like 90% of the time

Having a big dick means you give women pleasure and as we all know female supplicating behavior is beta thus big dick = beta cuck