Message from @/max/

Discord ID: 481622837153497108


2018-08-22 00:33:49 UTC  

Not even a real allergy

2018-08-22 00:33:57 UTC  

"Other than these crippling allergies I'm fine"

2018-08-22 00:33:58 UTC  

True I guess

2018-08-22 00:34:05 UTC  

I am worse than most

2018-08-22 00:34:46 UTC  

>fish allergy
>crippling
I can avoid fish...

2018-08-22 00:35:24 UTC  

who here /eatdirtgang/ as a kiddo and now have a bitchin immune system

2018-08-22 00:35:34 UTC  

,my nose gets stuffy aometimes

2018-08-22 00:35:47 UTC  

I'm a genetic defect

2018-08-22 00:35:47 UTC  

>dirt gang

2018-08-22 00:35:53 UTC  

<:chad:402359917819985931>

2018-08-22 00:36:06 UTC  

Mine is clogged all the time its gay

2018-08-22 00:36:16 UTC  

@dirt flakes gets "it"

2018-08-22 00:36:17 UTC  

tfw a new fag doesn't even know what dirt gang even is

2018-08-22 00:36:23 UTC  

Had to get surgery

2018-08-22 00:36:37 UTC  

surgery to unclog your butt lmao

2018-08-22 00:36:40 UTC  

gay

2018-08-22 00:37:02 UTC  

Nick Fuentes leader of white nationalist group and known associate of the infamous former neo Nazi turned Islamic terrorist convert Sam Hyde (now Samil Al-Hajid) was recently reported sighted at a Ku Klux Klan rally held in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. When confronted by undercover journalist, Nick Fuentes(undergoing alias "Mudshark destroyer") immediately opened fire on the CNN journalist. Current pursuit of Fuentes is occurring on Route 231, local state police have been unable to apprehend him, having a reported 4 injuries and one confirmed death en route to hospital. Governor Kay Ivey has considered calling in the national guard.

2018-08-22 00:37:05 UTC  

I had to get surgery to unclog my dick from ur moms butt

2018-08-22 00:37:09 UTC  

flakes I was here when nick and james doubleteamed that ethot and her husband

2018-08-22 00:37:11 UTC  

Nick Fuentes leader of white nationalist group and known associate of the infamous former neo Nazi turned Islamic terrorist convert Sam Hyde (now Samil Al-Hajid) was recently reported sighted at a Ku Klux Klan rally held in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. When confronted by undercover journalist, Nick Fuentes(undergoing alias "Mudshark destroyer") immediately opened fire on the CNN journalist. Current pursuit of Fuentes is occurring on Route 231, local state police have been unable to apprehend him, having a reported 4 injuries and one confirmed death en route to hospital. Governor Kay Ivey has considered calling in the national guard.

2018-08-22 00:37:12 UTC  

: O

2018-08-22 00:37:39 UTC  

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

2018-08-22 00:37:58 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-22 00:38:33 UTC  

I like when girls are intimidated by my penis

2018-08-22 00:38:54 UTC  

They are like 90% of the time

2018-08-22 00:39:07 UTC  

Having a big dick means you give women pleasure and as we all know female supplicating behavior is beta thus big dick = beta cuck

2018-08-22 00:39:34 UTC  

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming " DO A BACKFLIP " then copy and paste this to all your discord servers

2018-08-22 00:39:36 UTC  

Getting a girl off is beta, rt

2018-08-22 00:39:42 UTC  

4 out of the 5 girls ive fucked I made cry at the end of it

2018-08-22 00:39:45 UTC  
2018-08-22 00:39:56 UTC  

If a woman cums before you do you are a cuck

2018-08-22 00:40:04 UTC  
2018-08-22 00:40:13 UTC  
2018-08-22 00:40:21 UTC  

It was fucking hott

2018-08-22 00:41:22 UTC  

Nah, just gotta know what your doing

2018-08-22 00:41:39 UTC  

Gotta be careful with Asian girla

2018-08-22 00:42:30 UTC  

That's the first thing girls will do

2018-08-22 00:42:36 UTC  

When you get HIV because she bled all over you

2018-08-22 00:43:05 UTC  

wow youre going to hell thats so cool bro please keep bragging about it online thanks so much its so entertaining im glued to my screen

2018-08-22 00:43:46 UTC  

Who's deleting messages lol

2018-08-22 00:43:52 UTC  

who's the faggot