perfect, Ok i can handle that

get democrats to support on demand abortion

And

Furries

Martha Roby might get primaried. I sure hope she does.

She's a cuckservative.

Since states like West Virginia have *legal bestiality* it isn't too far to imagine go "Joe Manchin, do you agree that West Virginia should stay as one of the few states in America without any law prohibiting bestiality?"

In the Peanut Belt in the Southwest.

@Pielover19 Aren't you even gonna try to win over those natural conservative Blacks in AL-07 and flip the district?

One of the Moore family is running against her, alongisde a former Democrat and a veteran.

The vet is our guy.

Heh.

I considered filing for it, but then the deadline came.

You should've done it argh!

*flips table over*

How would you have won tho tbh

meme magic

and

because right wing

Talk bad about Mexicans.

is on da rise

I'm curious what your strategy would have been

Hi curious what your strategy would have been, I'm Dad!

Blacks hate Mexicans.

That's how he wouldv won

The rising righ wingzers

Talk about how Terri Sewell has bad taste in BBQ.

Hope for a scandal.

@Pielover19 @zakattack04 "Listen, Black folks. We don't like you and you don't like us. But there is an emerging Hispanic populace growing in Alabama that will wipe both of us out. So what say we put our differences aside so we can both survive. Do you really hate us so much that you'd be willing to take yourselves down in the process? if not, vote for me as your next congressman"

Crazy enough that it might actually work.

The ideal minority outreach approach

Or be a mini-Patrick Little.

Wouldn't the blacks jsut align with the Mexicans?

That's what I was thinking

They seem to be doing it in Illinois already

I'm gonna convince a friend of mine to run, probably. Don't want any blemishes on my political career.

Hi gonna convince a friend of mine to run, probably. Don't want any blemishes on my political career., I'm Dad!

wow

that's heroic

NVKD style

Because I might run as a Dem in the future.