Heh.

I considered filing for it, but then the deadline came.

You should've done it argh!

*flips table over*

How would you have won tho tbh

meme magic

and

because right wing

Talk bad about Mexicans.

is on da rise

I'm curious what your strategy would have been

Hi curious what your strategy would have been, I'm Dad!

Blacks hate Mexicans.

That's how he wouldv won

The rising righ wingzers

Talk about how Terri Sewell has bad taste in BBQ.

Hope for a scandal.

@Pielover19 @zakattack04 "Listen, Black folks. We don't like you and you don't like us. But there is an emerging Hispanic populace growing in Alabama that will wipe both of us out. So what say we put our differences aside so we can both survive. Do you really hate us so much that you'd be willing to take yourselves down in the process? if not, vote for me as your next congressman"

Crazy enough that it might actually work.

The ideal minority outreach approach

Or be a mini-Patrick Little.

Wouldn't the blacks jsut align with the Mexicans?

That's what I was thinking

They seem to be doing it in Illinois already

I'm gonna convince a friend of mine to run, probably. Don't want any blemishes on my political career.

Hi gonna convince a friend of mine to run, probably. Don't want any blemishes on my political career., I'm Dad!

wow

that's heroic

NVKD style

Because I might run as a Dem in the future.

NVKD?

@Pielover19 Is your friend a BASED Black guy in a MAGA hat?

It's a USSR reference

Nope.

Why tf would you run as a dem

Return of the Dixiecrats

Run as a Dem in AL-07

Return of George Wallace

He was actually popular among the blacks.

Blacks couldn't vote back then?

A Dixiecrat or heavy populist agenda would work in the black belt districts.