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Son of a Gunsmith

2018-09-12 03:06:32 UTC

@Joe the boomer ya vox is a dummy gotta agree with you on this one

Bustin Ed

2018-09-12 03:07:16 UTC

koksal baba = <:chad:402359917819985931>

Joe the boomer

2018-09-12 03:08:55 UTC

@Son of a Gunsmith u were wrong yet again always wrong truffle and stop changing your damn name u nerd

Son of a Gunsmith

2018-09-12 03:09:33 UTC

lol

Son of a Gunsmith

2018-09-12 03:09:34 UTC

ok

AlGoreRhythm

2018-09-12 03:12:03 UTC

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Barry White

2018-09-12 03:12:21 UTC

Joe the boomer stumbles into the oval office, braaps loudly and doesn’t say excuse me
It’s quiet at first, but a BOOMING voice breaks the silence.
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” , President Donald Trump exclaims
“Mr. President , uh , I’m sorry sir , I didn’t know you were in here!” Joe says nervously (what a fag)
“OF COURSE I’M IN HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE” says Trump with an annoyed look on his face
Joe attempts some kind of weak explanation “uh” but he’s too slow, The President points his direction and says “Get out of here Joe, go clean yourself up , you’re acting like a SLOB!!”. Joe leaves the room clumsily … President Trump yells out the door to him “DON’T LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN TIL YOU’VE LEARNED SOME MANNERS DUMMY!!” with an irritated sigh , the President turns back towards his desk and picks up his phone, and begins to type a tweet to his adoring followers about the Gay News Media….