I just saw the ambulance

And the next day my buddy was like, “So that ambulance? It was for us. *We almost got a girl killed. . .*”

I’m pretty sure I said something nonchalant like, “Fun” or “Good times” in response.

lol

Someone link me good reddit threads

I'm bored

I wanna conspiricize

and yes i just made up that word

Don’t have any

I can only assume you’ve seen Swamps of Dagobah

No?

i dont have any either

;-;

did you guys listen to the server music?

because my ears bleed

Look up “swamps of dagobah reddit story”

It’s a thing of beauty

the doctors thing?

All must experience it

Is it a conspiracy thing?

Or just a humanity sucks and is gory thing?

Goddamnit, you know the story.

Cause i'm not reading it if it's the latter

cause i'd just rather not

It’s actually neither of those, though

okie

It’s a story about an ER nurse

i'll proceed, i've seen worse anyways

Probably true

how did she not die tho

I don’t know

Probably sheer size, tbh

I was a Veterinary Assistant previously, I have a story or two myself xD lol

Lol

I have no fun stories

Maybe one

Not very fun, in retrospect

So yeah, no fun stories.

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I know a fun story