Message from @xXPuppyLoverXx
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Stalactite
Or Stalagmite?
Hmm?
Tites hang down
They'd reach from the top to the bottom
But mites are the build-up over time that might reach the top
Both can reach either side
They’re called columns when they do
That's how the earth is hollow
Lots of those bad boys
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Not really hollow then, is it?
You can get hollow stalactites too
They’re called straws iirc
Semi-hollow earth, maybe?
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Yeah and you can easily break them off with your hands
It’s actually got a semi solid, chocolatey filling
Like a truffle?
Exactly
Look we are conspiracy theorists not pedants, we can't account for everything that professionals can
Except hotter, right?
Kind of orangey colored?
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Yeah but when it cools it’s way too hard to eat
Doesn’t it even turn into glass if you pour water on it?
I heard it sometimes shoots out of the surface and buries nearby towns
It’s like super chocolate
Ferrero Rocher earth
Eww fuck that
What why? It's the poor man's rich man's chocolate
Don’t be mean to the Italians, Puppy
Nah Ferrari rocher is just awful
The Italians need to stick to pasta and sports cars, chocolate isn’t for them 😂
But the full cheddar moon wouldn't pair well...
Clearly need to step up the intelligent design
Hello
Yo
Why dont you have a dog picture if you like puppies
*When the joke flies over someone’s head*