Message from @Ætos

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2018-09-04 12:55:24 UTC  

Forever

2018-09-04 12:55:32 UTC  

The anti earth that the government don’t want you to drill down to

2018-09-04 12:55:38 UTC  

Staligtitties?

2018-09-04 12:55:40 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-04 12:55:47 UTC  

Words are hard

2018-09-04 12:56:35 UTC  

Stalactite

2018-09-04 12:58:25 UTC  

Or Stalagmite?

2018-09-04 12:58:28 UTC  

Hmm?

2018-09-04 12:59:42 UTC  

Tites hang down

2018-09-04 12:59:58 UTC  

They'd reach from the top to the bottom

2018-09-04 13:00:21 UTC  

But mites are the build-up over time that might reach the top

2018-09-04 13:00:37 UTC  

Both can reach either side

2018-09-04 13:00:51 UTC  

They’re called columns when they do

2018-09-04 13:01:11 UTC  

That's how the earth is hollow

2018-09-04 13:01:21 UTC  

Lots of those bad boys

2018-09-04 13:01:24 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-04 13:01:33 UTC  

Not really hollow then, is it?

2018-09-04 13:01:36 UTC  

You can get hollow stalactites too

2018-09-04 13:01:41 UTC  

They’re called straws iirc

2018-09-04 13:01:45 UTC  

Semi-hollow earth, maybe?

2018-09-04 13:01:51 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-04 13:01:55 UTC  

Yeah and you can easily break them off with your hands

2018-09-04 13:02:04 UTC  

It’s actually got a semi solid, chocolatey filling

2018-09-04 13:02:16 UTC  

Like a truffle?

2018-09-04 13:02:22 UTC  

Exactly

2018-09-04 13:02:29 UTC  

With the added bonus that it’s a sphere

2018-09-04 13:02:32 UTC  

Look we are conspiracy theorists not pedants, we can't account for everything that professionals can

2018-09-04 13:02:33 UTC  

Except hotter, right?

2018-09-04 13:02:44 UTC  

Kind of orangey colored?

2018-09-04 13:02:49 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-04 13:03:17 UTC  

Yeah but when it cools it’s way too hard to eat

2018-09-04 13:03:38 UTC  

Doesn’t it even turn into glass if you pour water on it?

2018-09-04 13:04:14 UTC  

I heard it sometimes shoots out of the surface and buries nearby towns

2018-09-04 13:04:18 UTC  

It’s like super chocolate

2018-09-04 13:04:42 UTC  

Ferrero Rocher earth

2018-09-04 13:06:39 UTC  

Eww fuck that

2018-09-04 13:07:09 UTC  

What why? It's the poor man's rich man's chocolate

2018-09-04 13:07:10 UTC  

Don’t be mean to the Italians, Puppy

2018-09-04 13:14:25 UTC  

Nah Ferrari rocher is just awful

2018-09-04 13:14:44 UTC  

The Italians need to stick to pasta and sports cars, chocolate isn’t for them 😂

2018-09-04 13:20:32 UTC  

But the full cheddar moon wouldn't pair well...