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yall ever think about the nutritional content of titty milk

why do girls even buy milk if they can just make their own

I'm going to hire models so I can milk them and sell their milk on the internet to homies who want titty milk from a model

it's genius

gonna make bank

I pulled a muscle in my dick or something a couple weeks ago and it stopped working normally

but now it's bigger

and I am suddenly attracted to breasts now where I wasn't before

did I have an exorcism?

Probably

You became huwhite

I accidentally jelqed doing foreskin restoration and the jewish demon left me is what I surmise

I forget what its called but there's a tendon in your penis that if snapped makes your dick look bigger, but ends up harming your genitals due to less support

Might wanna get that checked m8

there is dick enlargement surgery

Just get bathm8

pretty sure they snip that tendon

think it's in the pelvic floor whatever it is

imma floor your pelvis

"harms your genitals" lol I'm sure what dr. goldstein did harmed them a lot worse

Imagine caring

Imagine neutering yourself via blocking bloodflow and extra tension in exchange to make your peenus look slightly less skinned

Dont 🐝 gay, go get it checked out

I'll wait a couple months and see if it heals

@Hylonomus define "stopped working normally"

Define normally

as in it hurts to piss or what

I just saw a cat shaped fleshlight

Based

minor hard flaccid, and erections don't come as easily

Moral

@Hylonomus yeah dude you're fucking your bloodflow

similar to this guy on r*ddit but not as bad

https://www.reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration/comments/52n4vu/i_didnt_tear_my_fascia/

Don't take the risk go to a doctor

Dude foreskin restoration is a meme

Stop damaging your dick

How do you make a woman cuum?

I use a brick