Am I the only one who hates sriracha?

its GREAT blended into fajita marinade

no people around the sriracha factory don't like it either

@diversity_is_racism you might appreciate that

i keep seeing sriracha mayo

on people's homemade shit

sriracha mayo is good for fries

@-A I MAKE MY OWN SPICY SAUCES AT THIS POINT

oh do tell

@Stürm SPICY MAYO IS KIND OF THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE FOOD

yes

it is.

I NEED TO POST A RECIPE AT SOME POINT

BUT

I USE A MIX OF PEPPERS

diversity

AND SOME TOMATO

is spicy and flavourful

only one question: does it open the anus?

like the third eye?

i actually experimented with this and ate far too much habanero with every meal

for like a month

IT OPENS BOTH THIRD EYE AND SEVERAL ANUSES

AT ONCE

it only gets marginally better if you're using way too much

A FLOWERING OF MUCOSAL MEMBRANES

but you do learn to tolerate it better, bodily

and if you wield the panoply long enough you will achieve brahmin mastery of the hot sauces

hahaha

cro-mags - survival of dalits [the book of quarrel]

YES

@diversity_is_racism My gay friends say that Nirvana can only be achieved when the anus flowers in dilation like a woman giving birth.

Nah Nirvana already achieved everything noteworthy

LOL

Can I be a vegetarian while eating people and my wife's placenta? http://jezebel.com/is-human-placenta-vegetarian-1791183025

@diversity_is_racism start a newsletter of recipes

Sorry mailing list

LOL nice follow up

attribute it to ron paul

rump pole

rumpole of the bailey