there is no proper method, I'm just comparinng

Just like anyone can be a Viking in spirit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

?

viking wiping techniques

no i mean what did you grow up with?

a mix, wipe with paper then wash with water right there and then

Vargspåpë

or if no toilet paper, use your left hand then wash the hand

hands*

that's what i do

but never just dry TP

proud to be a year clean of shit streaks

What if I spit on it first

thanks to fallot's method

apparently wet wipes work well

I tried spit once

didn't work

wet wipes are a nightmare in the toil-

what

what happened

just not enough

this is a whole new world for me

how'd you spit on your shitter brah

I spat on the tp

this was yesterday actually

HAHAHAHA

just an experiment really

cause it was the theatre toilet

and I had to go a bit urgently

in that situation I just white-man-wipe

and your findings were inconclusive? you must reexamine your methods and attempt with more copious saliva?

yes?

and clean up later

its difficult to get enough watery saliva to do the job

see fallot

you can get a good amount out once

but you need more than once

you've spoilt me

because if i white man wipe

i feel fucking filthy