I could do a northern stretch assuming you were doing n->s

s->n*

Yeah, s to n

I have a friend who lives near the base of katahdin

Probably start midway since I can only do a couple of weeks tops

about 8 miles

i lived in gettyburg for a while

We can tp Taylor Moore's house

she was in quakerstown

like 150 miles east

Her family still is

give her a bastard child

Vaginal synthetic a priori

I'd rather knock up an Irish chick

she was a TIGHT little piece

Pew pew

She's probably just too smart for her own good

Weltschmerz unbound

The offspring would come out with a frown

Then she'd have post birth depression

Realizing she squeezed out a funky little baby

pack on the lbs

Yeah gonna do gold's gym

happened to a friend of mine. had kids and she got postpartum depression and fucking ballooned up

*his wife

Once I get my head screwed on and stop drinking so much

just do steroids

Naw

same shit and saves time

Testies shrink

no

Doesn't it fuck with your t levels?

varies on the person and the drugs

I have a friend who did steroids

you have to read up on shit

His balls shrank

"steroid users are the smartest drug users on the planet"

yeah that doesn't happen to everyone

but it is a thing that happens, it's temporary

stops when you go off

some drugs actually cause your balls to grow