im joking about goatcraft's body of work

by adapting the lyrics to billy joe's piano man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLb2cG1Di8

imagine not being able to sing

or write

Add me to metal

i noticed at DRI the only people starting shit were the crust retards

hey man

crusties can be alright

hey canadian guy

jeez

which crusties can be alright

some of em

they have character

metalheads just stand there u comfortably hoping to get noticed

hoping that the new satanic warmaster patch they bought will put them over the edge

crusties are just belligerent drunks/homeless

perhaps my experience differs from yours on account of not owning a kutte

yeah definitely

so what you're saying is that polite people are worse than voluntarily homeless people

no

I'm talking in the context of metal shows

i was too

both bring their politeness and homelessness to the show respectively

yeah

I'm not saying I want crusties to flood a show

but a couple add some zest

yeah a fight is always nice

at the very least i could tell people made him feel unwelcome

is being a crustie an active choice

yes

or can a regular metalhead just avoid showering and be a general piece of shit

most homeless people would rather pay for carlton draught than sew some gay jacket and get a haircut

not that it matters since there's no problem with them accessing unemployment benefits

I am conflating crusties with punks to an extent

which is a mistake

my friend chris schuffert was a genuine punk

you mean like peace punks?

i liked that guy a lot

he was in a car wreck drunk driving with a car load of people

flipped it and was ejected from the car

found him about 30 feet away a mangled mess