Message from @Horns

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2017-03-07 06:14:15 UTC  

i just drink now

2017-03-07 09:34:59 UTC  

vegan straightedge for life

2017-03-07 10:18:43 UTC  

nah

2017-03-07 10:36:06 UTC  

I kind of appreciate the vegan straightedge life, but think it's also extremely gay

2017-03-07 10:37:13 UTC  

I bet being vegan wouldn't be half as fun if it didn't include a malformed identity that everyone must be made aware of

2017-03-07 10:50:13 UTC  

lentils

2017-03-07 10:52:29 UTC  

@vry_o do you put hot sauce on your lentils

2017-03-07 10:53:39 UTC  

I put lentils on my burg

2017-03-07 10:56:35 UTC  

do you make white wheat bread or whole wheat

2017-03-07 11:00:41 UTC  

i don't mind the vegan thing honestly

2017-03-07 11:00:54 UTC  

if you're a vegan for ethical reasons

2017-03-07 11:01:12 UTC  

like the unethical ethical reasons

2017-03-07 11:01:18 UTC  

not the other kind of veganism where you're a woman or whatever

2017-03-07 11:01:26 UTC  

s / woman / nutritionist

2017-03-07 11:01:51 UTC  

my point is that it's less gay to be an ethical vegan than a 'nutritional vegan'

2017-03-07 11:02:14 UTC  

but if you're a radical of any kind that's probably ace

2017-03-07 11:04:10 UTC  

white bread

2017-03-07 11:04:19 UTC  

pretty much like subway bread now

2017-03-07 11:04:58 UTC  

I am the promulgater of $5 footlongs

2017-03-07 11:05:34 UTC  

I hate myself for it too

2017-03-07 11:08:10 UTC  

have you thought about getting a cooking degree

2017-03-07 11:08:13 UTC  

be a chef

2017-03-07 11:08:21 UTC  

you can afford it now right

2017-03-07 11:36:21 UTC  

I enjoy cooking, was a breakfast cook for about six months, but baking is all the real experience I have unfortunately. I'm going to work on improving my outlook and bide my time to see if a management job comes up some place. They do often here.

2017-03-07 11:36:57 UTC  

if not, I can always get hired at one of the big bakeries in town.

2017-03-07 11:37:25 UTC  

I'm not really concerned about being hired as much as finding an optimal position. I'm tired of settling

2017-03-07 12:19:46 UTC  

veganism is the leading cause of effeminacy, experts say

2017-03-07 12:20:44 UTC  

Consumption of Apple products and unprotected butt sex are highly correlated, leading experts in the field report

2017-03-07 12:25:13 UTC  

ildjarn is vegan; your research is flawed.

2017-03-07 12:27:00 UTC  

Black Metal music highly correlated to life in suburbs and highly burreaucratic socialist conformist welfare states, leading team of researches from University of Cambridge report

2017-03-07 12:27:12 UTC  

ie white people

2017-03-07 12:33:18 UTC  

ILDJARN EATS DUMB PEOPLE

2017-03-07 12:33:42 UTC  

@vry_o ANYTIME YOU THINK SUBWAY SUCKS, CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVES

2017-03-07 12:33:59 UTC  

I AGREE ON NOT SETTLING

2017-03-07 12:34:15 UTC  

@The Enlightened Shepherd BLACK METAL GOT URBANIZED, HILARIOUSLY, BUT ITS ROOTS WERE MOST LIKELY IN THE BURBS

2017-03-07 12:34:28 UTC  

VARG, EMPEROR, ILDJARN = BACKGROUNDS OF SOME STATUS, BY MY ESTIMATE

2017-03-07 12:35:39 UTC  

most great men (genius, rather than say, valour or nobility) come from the middle class

2017-03-07 12:35:45 UTC  

it's where you expect an artistic movement to come from

2017-03-07 12:38:51 UTC  

everything today is middle class

2017-03-07 12:39:06 UTC  

or more precisely, mediocre

2017-03-07 12:39:45 UTC  

"the class" today is hardly measured, in the sense we are speaking of, by net worth