dad's a cuck

I honestly don't remember it because I haven't watched it since the 3rd grade

Whoopie Goldberg was in it 😂

She's still in it. She's just on The View now.

She was in next generation not ds9

Dorks

Ds9 sucked.

It was better than Voyager though

Haven't been in a fight since I was 14 or so.
Should probably join a dojo or something so I don't get bodied next time of asking.

hit the gym

Cardio, cardio, cardio then do more cardio before a dojo.

And TKD is bullshit.

Just start beating up random people

Start with scrawny people and work your way up

Good talk. All valid suggestions.

even better if you stumble upon some dweeby tranny or something

Might buy some weights for home use due to my preference for working alone.

And find my old jump rope...

thats how i roll

Seriously though - TKD isn't that bad at a very high level. It just is impracticable AF until then in my experience.

you could also try learning jiu jitsu

it's fun ;3

@sampletext Indeed.

Also advisable: find a Judo school that splits throws/ground at 50% each.

But BJJ > Judo

Just my opinion though.

Right. Martial arts about grappling and ground fights. Very pragmatic.
Unlike TKD as @MRB mentions.

Just start fighting random Jews

Eventually you'll increase your power level by running into one who knows krav maga

Speaking of which, just take some krav maga classes to hold your own

Knives > bjj

BJJ is overrated.

Progress from children > teens (girls) > disabled > scrawny adults and gays > Jews > normal people > then @Death Strike's Bat

See UFC bans shit that really works like upkicks

And gouges.

Yeah maarat at the top

To get out of on the ground.

And knee strikes.

Once you can beat maarat you're good