Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him

Slammed me against the wall

And started choking me head to head.

As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat

And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.

Knocked out the lens

And he screamed like a bitch

So I stomped his glasses and ran off.

Nice

I was blacked out drunk

Got into a fight

Put the dude in a headlock

People said I was going to kill him

They had to pry me off him

In the military, we just got drunk and sparred a lot

Everyone was into UFC and shit

So we'd try shi on each other

Dislocate your elbow to see what it feels like kinda stuff

Armbar

That hurt so much

What's a good place to meet wife material women other than church?

Middle school

Mosque.

move to a small town.

there are very few places to meet wife material in this culture. Go to alt-right type meetings, national conventions.

I would not say to do that. Because then such gatherings end up like nerd cons with the handful of unmarried women trying to squirm away from pickup attempts.

(edited out redundancy)

could be

Somewhere where alt-right type girls gather for reasons other than politics, definitely.

That's fine.

Which just leads us in a circle back to the original question.

Maybe try preschools?
Preschool teachers in the 19-25 range are uniformly pleasant girls in my experience

But then you have to cook up an excuse to be there and scout them out.

Yeah. Preschools is a great idea

😁

I dunno

Maybe just hang at the library moore

Girls online are bottom of the barrel

Almost always. And the good ones rightly don't spend enough time online for a relationship to develop.

Street fights aren't worth it these days. Not since the criminalizing of defending yourself that is.

SURVIVAL OF THE STREETS

Show no mercy