Message from @spaceplacenta

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2017-03-16 17:13:57 UTC  

I havent foguhtbanyone since I was 19

2017-03-16 17:14:14 UTC  

Got chokeholded but got in an eye gouge

2017-03-16 17:14:19 UTC  

So I won

2017-03-16 17:14:37 UTC  

And then I broke the guys glasses

2017-03-16 17:14:44 UTC  

Nice

2017-03-16 17:14:52 UTC  

For putting me in a chokeholded randomly

2017-03-16 17:14:55 UTC  

I can do a chokehold from any angle

2017-03-16 17:15:06 UTC  

Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him

2017-03-16 17:15:13 UTC  

Slammed me against the wall

2017-03-16 17:15:20 UTC  

And started choking me head to head.

2017-03-16 17:15:24 UTC  

As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat

2017-03-16 17:15:44 UTC  

And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.

2017-03-16 17:15:48 UTC  

Knocked out the lens

2017-03-16 17:15:54 UTC  

And he screamed like a bitch

2017-03-16 17:16:02 UTC  

So I stomped his glasses and ran off.

2017-03-16 17:16:39 UTC  

Nice

2017-03-16 17:16:45 UTC  

I was blacked out drunk

2017-03-16 17:16:49 UTC  

Got into a fight

2017-03-16 17:16:58 UTC  

Put the dude in a headlock

2017-03-16 17:17:09 UTC  

People said I was going to kill him

2017-03-16 17:17:17 UTC  

They had to pry me off him

2017-03-16 17:20:31 UTC  

In the military, we just got drunk and sparred a lot

2017-03-16 17:20:38 UTC  

Everyone was into UFC and shit

2017-03-16 17:20:47 UTC  

So we'd try shi on each other

2017-03-16 17:21:00 UTC  

Dislocate your elbow to see what it feels like kinda stuff

2017-03-16 17:21:03 UTC  

Armbar

2017-03-16 17:21:08 UTC  

That hurt so much

2017-03-16 17:41:49 UTC  

What's a good place to meet wife material women other than church?

2017-03-16 17:51:50 UTC  

Middle school

2017-03-16 18:04:56 UTC  

Mosque.

2017-03-16 18:09:43 UTC  

move to a small town.

2017-03-16 18:10:33 UTC  

there are very few places to meet wife material in this culture. Go to alt-right type meetings, national conventions.

2017-03-16 18:12:03 UTC  

I would not say to do that. Because then such gatherings end up like nerd cons with the handful of unmarried women trying to squirm away from pickup attempts.

(edited out redundancy)

2017-03-16 18:12:49 UTC  

could be

2017-03-16 18:12:56 UTC  

Somewhere where alt-right type girls gather for reasons other than politics, definitely.

2017-03-16 18:13:03 UTC  

That's fine.

2017-03-16 18:13:56 UTC  

Which just leads us in a circle back to the original question.

2017-03-16 18:14:48 UTC  

Maybe try preschools?
Preschool teachers in the 19-25 range are uniformly pleasant girls in my experience

2017-03-16 18:15:09 UTC  

But then you have to cook up an excuse to be there and scout them out.

2017-03-16 18:16:44 UTC  

Yeah. Preschools is a great idea

2017-03-16 18:16:49 UTC  

😁