When anyone over 5'5

Can chop an animal in half with a sword by swinging with their body

And a day of training

As the mythbusters showed when the little redhead woman cut the cow in half.

@spaceplacenta the thing to be scared of is tall normal sized guys who can punch

As they have massive leverage and reach

I personally try to get a chokehold in as fast as possible

Game over

I can cut off their blood flow without cutting off their air

I havent foguhtbanyone since I was 19

Got chokeholded but got in an eye gouge

So I won

And then I broke the guys glasses

Nice

For putting me in a chokeholded randomly

I can do a chokehold from any angle

Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him

Slammed me against the wall

And started choking me head to head.

As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat

And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.

Knocked out the lens

And he screamed like a bitch

So I stomped his glasses and ran off.

Nice

I was blacked out drunk

Got into a fight

Put the dude in a headlock

People said I was going to kill him

They had to pry me off him

In the military, we just got drunk and sparred a lot

Everyone was into UFC and shit

So we'd try shi on each other

Dislocate your elbow to see what it feels like kinda stuff

Armbar

That hurt so much

What's a good place to meet wife material women other than church?

Middle school

Mosque.

move to a small town.

there are very few places to meet wife material in this culture. Go to alt-right type meetings, national conventions.