Message from @Death Strike's Bat
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Most big dudes just throw their weight around
Yeah like NFL playera
They try to sit on people
When anyone over 5'5
Can chop an animal in half with a sword by swinging with their body
And a day of training
As the mythbusters showed when the little redhead woman cut the cow in half.
@spaceplacenta the thing to be scared of is tall normal sized guys who can punch
As they have massive leverage and reach
I personally try to get a chokehold in as fast as possible
Game over
I can cut off their blood flow without cutting off their air
I havent foguhtbanyone since I was 19
Got chokeholded but got in an eye gouge
So I won
And then I broke the guys glasses
Nice
For putting me in a chokeholded randomly
I can do a chokehold from any angle
Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him
And started choking me head to head.
As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat
And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.
Knocked out the lens
And he screamed like a bitch
So I stomped his glasses and ran off.
Nice
I was blacked out drunk
Got into a fight
Put the dude in a headlock
People said I was going to kill him
They had to pry me off him
In the military, we just got drunk and sparred a lot
Everyone was into UFC and shit
So we'd try shi on each other
Dislocate your elbow to see what it feels like kinda stuff
Armbar
That hurt so much
What's a good place to meet wife material women other than church?
Middle school