Message from @spaceplacenta

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2017-03-16 17:06:34 UTC  

Kendo is retarded. Iado is drawing the sword as it recognizes that most fights were over in seconds.

2017-03-16 17:07:18 UTC  

So it taught shit like how do chop a guy in half going upward when you are sitting Indian style.

2017-03-16 17:08:29 UTC  

Youtube took down some of the great old fights and skateboard vids.

2017-03-16 17:08:38 UTC  

Where you can hear bones crack and ligaments break

2017-03-16 17:08:43 UTC  

isnt Iado a part of Kendo

2017-03-16 17:08:46 UTC  

No

2017-03-16 17:08:51 UTC  

Brutal.

2017-03-16 17:09:08 UTC  

Iaido is just drawing a real sword and putting it back.

2017-03-16 17:09:38 UTC  

In the scabbard. There's another martial art of actually swordfighting.

2017-03-16 17:09:43 UTC  

Just do some entry courses on krav maga

2017-03-16 17:09:48 UTC  

Most people can't fight

2017-03-16 17:09:57 UTC  

Most big dudes just throw their weight around

2017-03-16 17:10:25 UTC  

Yeah like NFL playera

2017-03-16 17:10:32 UTC  

They try to sit on people

2017-03-16 17:10:41 UTC  

When anyone over 5'5

2017-03-16 17:10:54 UTC  

Can chop an animal in half with a sword by swinging with their body

2017-03-16 17:11:23 UTC  

And a day of training

2017-03-16 17:11:57 UTC  

As the mythbusters showed when the little redhead woman cut the cow in half.

2017-03-16 17:12:41 UTC  

@spaceplacenta the thing to be scared of is tall normal sized guys who can punch

2017-03-16 17:12:51 UTC  

As they have massive leverage and reach

2017-03-16 17:13:31 UTC  

I personally try to get a chokehold in as fast as possible

2017-03-16 17:13:33 UTC  

Game over

2017-03-16 17:13:46 UTC  

I can cut off their blood flow without cutting off their air

2017-03-16 17:13:57 UTC  

I havent foguhtbanyone since I was 19

2017-03-16 17:14:14 UTC  

Got chokeholded but got in an eye gouge

2017-03-16 17:14:19 UTC  

So I won

2017-03-16 17:14:37 UTC  

And then I broke the guys glasses

2017-03-16 17:14:44 UTC  

Nice

2017-03-16 17:14:52 UTC  

For putting me in a chokeholded randomly

2017-03-16 17:14:55 UTC  

I can do a chokehold from any angle

2017-03-16 17:15:06 UTC  

Yeah this dude came at me for saying shit to him

2017-03-16 17:15:13 UTC  

Slammed me against the wall

2017-03-16 17:15:20 UTC  

And started choking me head to head.

2017-03-16 17:15:24 UTC  

As soon as theyre near, I go for the throat

2017-03-16 17:15:44 UTC  

And I just was like fuck you nigga and jabbed my thumb through his glasses.

2017-03-16 17:15:48 UTC  

Knocked out the lens

2017-03-16 17:15:54 UTC  

And he screamed like a bitch

2017-03-16 17:16:02 UTC  

So I stomped his glasses and ran off.

2017-03-16 17:16:39 UTC  

Nice

2017-03-16 17:16:45 UTC  

I was blacked out drunk

2017-03-16 17:16:49 UTC  

Got into a fight