Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-03-16 16:46:00 UTC  

And TKD is bullshit.

2017-03-16 16:47:24 UTC  

Just start beating up random people

2017-03-16 16:47:35 UTC  

Start with scrawny people and work your way up

2017-03-16 16:48:42 UTC  

Good talk. All valid suggestions.

2017-03-16 16:48:54 UTC  

even better if you stumble upon some dweeby tranny or something

2017-03-16 16:49:24 UTC  

Might buy some weights for home use due to my preference for working alone.

2017-03-16 16:49:35 UTC  

And find my old jump rope...

2017-03-16 16:49:35 UTC  

thats how i roll

2017-03-16 16:49:38 UTC  

Seriously though - TKD isn't that bad at a very high level. It just is impracticable AF until then in my experience.

2017-03-16 16:49:53 UTC  

you could also try learning jiu jitsu

2017-03-16 16:49:57 UTC  

it's fun ;3

2017-03-16 16:50:05 UTC  

@sampletext Indeed.

2017-03-16 16:50:59 UTC  

Also advisable: find a Judo school that splits throws/ground at 50% each.

2017-03-16 16:51:08 UTC  

But BJJ > Judo

2017-03-16 16:51:47 UTC  

Just my opinion though.

2017-03-16 16:52:37 UTC  

Right. Martial arts about grappling and ground fights. Very pragmatic.
Unlike TKD as @MRB mentions.

2017-03-16 16:53:09 UTC  

Just start fighting random Jews

2017-03-16 16:53:27 UTC  

Eventually you'll increase your power level by running into one who knows krav maga

2017-03-16 16:54:02 UTC  

Speaking of which, just take some krav maga classes to hold your own

2017-03-16 16:54:17 UTC  

Knives > bjj

2017-03-16 16:54:30 UTC  

BJJ is overrated.

2017-03-16 16:54:46 UTC  

Progress from children > teens (girls) > disabled > scrawny adults and gays > Jews > normal people > then @Death Strike's Bat

2017-03-16 16:54:56 UTC  

See UFC bans shit that really works like upkicks

2017-03-16 16:54:58 UTC  

And gouges.

2017-03-16 16:55:00 UTC  

Yeah maarat at the top

2017-03-16 16:55:05 UTC  

To get out of on the ground.

2017-03-16 16:55:11 UTC  

And knee strikes.

2017-03-16 16:55:13 UTC  

Once you can beat maarat you're good

2017-03-16 16:56:06 UTC  

If you want to see what would happen if they allowed knee strikes, look at full contact shotokan karate kumites from the 70s.

2017-03-16 16:56:13 UTC  

That shit would dominate bjj

2017-03-16 16:56:41 UTC  

20 second ligament snaps

2017-03-16 16:57:15 UTC  

Outflank, short Street fighter kick to the knee. Game over.

2017-03-16 16:57:31 UTC  

Try to grab that leg? Hahahhaha you will get stomped on.

2017-03-16 16:59:28 UTC  

MMA makes people think MMA works in the real world when what often works is Varg Vikernes or Ken in SF2 grab their shirt and punch them in the face until you break their nose or knock them out.

2017-03-16 16:59:35 UTC  

BJJ is really good for awareness on and escaping on the ground at a minimum. I advise that bc most BJJ places have no gi grappling too, which is really what's needed to cover that base.

2017-03-16 17:00:36 UTC  

You google "full contact karate kumite" and the Google-sponsored first result is a match from 2007 between an Austrian and a Lithuanian.

2017-03-16 17:00:47 UTC  

Read knife fighting techniques from fulsom prison which is the knife fighting result.

2017-03-16 17:00:51 UTC  

Yeah that shit is lame.

2017-03-16 17:00:57 UTC  

As they basically banned all the good shit.

2017-03-16 17:01:20 UTC  

And instead of 2 dudes who look like Ryu from sf2 jacked it's skinny mofos hopping around.

2017-03-16 17:01:23 UTC  

Like fencing.