Message from @dirt flakes

Discord ID: 494336650353180693


2018-09-26 01:27:57 UTC  

Remem to go to school and get an education

2018-09-26 01:28:33 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-26 01:28:58 UTC  

Im important that you pay a car loan per year to be subjected to interracial gay porn in class

2018-09-26 01:29:01 UTC  

It looks like interracial lol

2018-09-26 01:29:13 UTC  

Fucking hell

2018-09-26 01:29:33 UTC  

relevant

2018-09-26 01:39:00 UTC  

Imagine still being Swedish after Poltava lol

2018-09-26 01:39:06 UTC  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRR

2018-09-26 01:43:03 UTC  

Dude "accidentally" played interracial porn for his students, tf.

2018-09-26 01:45:05 UTC  

Oh, he's Canadian. That makes sense.

2018-09-26 02:19:33 UTC  

Someone's gonna beat this cunt

2018-09-26 02:22:10 UTC  

she definitely has rape fantasies

2018-09-26 02:33:43 UTC  

I would've punched her in the face, I'm sure you can get away with it in russia

2018-09-26 02:34:16 UTC  

Fuck off ed

2018-09-26 02:34:39 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-26 02:34:56 UTC  

Big guy here

2018-09-26 02:37:01 UTC  

guys i have a confession to make

2018-09-26 02:37:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/494336650353180692/FB_IMG_1537929467585.jpg

2018-09-26 02:37:34 UTC  

nick grabbed me by the pussy at a high school party in 1982

2018-09-26 02:37:42 UTC  

and ive been living in fear ever since

2018-09-26 02:39:19 UTC  

nick once bit a woman by the nipple without asking for consent or anything

2018-09-26 02:39:39 UTC  

that woman's name?

2018-09-26 02:39:44 UTC  

Abagail Shapiro

2018-09-26 02:40:08 UTC  

nick is confirmed jewish

2018-09-26 02:40:16 UTC  

there you have it folks

2018-09-26 02:40:36 UTC  

((ecelebs))

2018-09-26 02:44:58 UTC  

after collecting my memories and consulting my lawyers, i feel like it's time i share the story of my sexual assault

2018-09-26 02:45:30 UTC  

I saw joe rogan at home depot, i came over to tell him im a huge fan of his podcast and maybe get an autograph

2018-09-26 02:46:25 UTC  

instead he turned his head and said "HUH? HUH? HUH?" before kicking me in the balls with a turning side kick, which instantly made me infertile

2018-09-26 02:47:13 UTC  

he left the store crawling away on all-fours, making chimp noises and not paying for the JB-weld in his back pocket

2018-09-26 02:47:32 UTC  

this happened in anaheim in 2006

2018-09-26 02:48:57 UTC  

that's not even 20 years ago

2018-09-26 02:49:00 UTC  

not good enough

2018-09-26 02:49:28 UTC  

>2006 was 30 years ago

2018-09-26 02:49:34 UTC  

where does the time go?

2018-09-26 02:54:23 UTC  

>yfw 1998 was 10 years ago

2018-09-26 02:54:38 UTC  

what is happening fellas

2018-09-26 03:02:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/494343020226019328/get_in_the_car.mov