I will never die

well yeah if death comes for all of us, what do I care whether or not I have a $10,000 BeautyFart mattress?

I'll have them put one in my coffin

^

I'll buy a bariatric fat people coffin the size of a queen bed and put a mattress in it

lol

my thinking is that even though the specter of death looms, fags are always trying to tell you through tv and pop music that your youth is the best part of your life

It's like shit I may be dead but at least I'm comfy

when in reality, post highschool until 40 is the shittiest part of life

have you guys seen those fat people coffins?

so I'd rather just be fucking rich post 40 and i'll spend it then

not if you're in medicine lol

those are the slave years

see: why I'm trying to quit

I am never comfortable anyway, I am always sore

I don't even really care anymore if I ever feel good physically

yeah, same with law man. but the radio is always like "young forever" and "best years of your life" etc

pop music is like.... I dunno, a lot of it is exciting in how totally "let's get fucked up and die" nihilistic it is

it's trickery

"young forever" is almost true if you take good care of your body

exported culture, pay it no mind

I hear that stuff you're talking about UOC but generally only at stores over the PA

right but they just seek to equate a fully realized life with a wild night at the club

which is a waste of a couple hundred bucks

I don't think it's that though

they really push nightclub culture

drinking with spergs at some bar = success and happiness

I never do it and I am fine

I am much more of an outdoors guy, I do not give a fuck about city bars and thumping nigger music

It seems more like some kind of suicide party

lmao

At least the stuff I hear

suicide party

it's definitely enshrining an irresponsible immediacy.

I really dig the new Lorde track Homemade Dynamite

suddenly you're thirty and your're still drinking in clubs and it's just weird and embarrassing and law clerks tell the judge they work for they saw you groping people on the dance floor at Hakasan last night

There's a lot of death due to hedonism in the lyrics there and I can't tell if it's celebratory or cautionary

I think it's celebratory, while not doing any of it

see I think it's weird that their mating clubs are only acceptable to people in their 20s

you are supposed to magically get a gut and a combover the second you hit 30, I guess

basically everything believed at all by 99% of humanity is completely retarded