Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-08-05 21:54:17 UTC  

that is a huge

2017-08-05 21:54:38 UTC  

africa never maanaged that once you go south of mali

2017-08-05 21:54:45 UTC  

zimbabwe is just a fucking wall

2017-08-05 21:54:56 UTC  

tropic thunder is great

2017-08-05 21:56:25 UTC  

so king arthur, who was surely not a tribal priest king but rather a war chief (separate role from kings), who lived in a castle and fought tribal kings, is living in a much more developed dark age society of guys killing each othe rin the woods and countryside than Africa

2017-08-05 21:56:33 UTC  

Monty Python & the Holy Grail > Africa

2017-08-05 22:00:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/343513619360907264/santos.jpg

2017-08-05 22:00:44 UTC  

I barely even care about anything anymore except just getting my business up

2017-08-05 22:02:13 UTC  

@diversity_is_racism are those stock images?

2017-08-05 22:04:11 UTC  

it looks like a confident black businessman stock photo (like a guy who bought warehouse company, applied streetwise common sense, and diversified his investments. like if wu tang financial bought a conglamerate or one of thes ebusinesses with a lot business but who don't have a great revenue stream due to idiocyand wasting money) and actor playing a cop winking at the camera

2017-08-05 22:23:58 UTC  

my goal is to run a law firm like that

2017-08-05 22:24:16 UTC  

those dudes make real fucking money

2017-08-05 22:24:55 UTC  

me and my partner will pose back to back with our arms crossed on billboards

2017-08-05 22:25:28 UTC  

I'll use my name as a pun in my slogan

2017-08-05 22:26:15 UTC  

and underpay a bunch of desperate attorneys from low-ranked schools to do everything while I overact in commercials

2017-08-05 22:29:46 UTC  
2017-08-05 22:34:06 UTC  

I feel like all Ican do is sperg about my business

2017-08-05 22:36:02 UTC  

@UOC serious criminal defense attorneys also don't make money a lot of the time

2017-08-05 22:36:11 UTC  

if you're accused of a serious crime, you only get paid if you win

2017-08-05 22:36:22 UTC  

shkreli's lawyers are getting his bail money

2017-08-05 22:36:33 UTC  

which was his etrade account that he cashed out

2017-08-05 22:36:37 UTC  

and firesaled

2017-08-05 22:37:14 UTC  

they're not gonnaget paid in full and raised their rates so that he can't afford them anymore as he's an autistic retard who hurt his own chance of even getting a slap on the wrist

2017-08-05 22:37:40 UTC  

you don't call a mean old japanese women junior varsity when she is a judge as she is a mean old japanese woman

2017-08-05 22:40:45 UTC  

he seems like he is significantly less rich and powerful than he believes

2017-08-05 22:41:03 UTC  

like he has some solid albanian poker face game, but he's still bluffing

2017-08-05 22:47:57 UTC  

fuck serious criminal defense work

2017-08-05 22:48:39 UTC  

the real money is in either providing cursory legal work to vast numbers of poor saps with poor sap problems

2017-08-05 22:48:41 UTC  

or

2017-08-05 22:49:08 UTC  

finding and exploiting some government or corporate noncompliance by suing.

2017-08-05 22:49:14 UTC  

as a class action

2017-08-05 22:50:04 UTC  

here is an idea I've had - class action suits against national fraternities and sororities for hazing practices

2017-08-05 22:50:08 UTC  

$$$$$

2017-08-05 22:51:38 UTC  

if it were me, I would look at boomers as a target victim group

2017-08-05 22:52:00 UTC  

then I'd try to narrow down different groups of boomers until I found the ones who were most at risk of suit and least prepared

2017-08-05 22:52:01 UTC  

I know a guy who made a lot of millions of dollars suing retirement homes for mistreatment of their charges

2017-08-05 22:52:14 UTC  

you could do that easy nigga

2017-08-05 22:52:30 UTC  

most retirement homes are cockroach boxes that make fun of their geezers for being old

2017-08-05 22:53:39 UTC  

I think another good target is property management companies because they are almost never actually following state law obligations about how they need to operate

2017-08-05 22:55:24 UTC  

interesting

2017-08-05 22:57:39 UTC  

Who would be defending in frat lawsuits @UOC ?