When catholics took over Ireland they found not one written word of druid text

the druids didn't write down anything

everything was oral

and their religion did not involve the common person

which is why it was so easy to get them to switch

so catholics were deprived of all druid wisdom, but lacking leadership the Irish devolved from celts into Irish

HEY THIS NEW GOD CHEATS DEATH AND BURNS PEOPLE!

COOL!

uh the irish were worse pre christianity

they were basically uncivilized iron age tribals

slightly above modern africa

Good

JESUS GAVE THEM THE SQUARE HUTS

the ability to build a square hut implies a massive social organization over the round hut

the round hut is just a ring of sticks with other sticks inlayed againts it

the long house like native americans and some amazonian indians had and migration period germans

is a huge social step up

if you have a long house where people live when shit goes down and they all drink with the chief, that is a massive step up

in anthropological terms

if you can build a fucking castle on a hill and have all the people around you build around it

that is a huge

africa never maanaged that once you go south of mali

zimbabwe is just a fucking wall

tropic thunder is great

so king arthur, who was surely not a tribal priest king but rather a war chief (separate role from kings), who lived in a castle and fought tribal kings, is living in a much more developed dark age society of guys killing each othe rin the woods and countryside than Africa

Monty Python & the Holy Grail > Africa

I barely even care about anything anymore except just getting my business up

@diversity_is_racism are those stock images?

it looks like a confident black businessman stock photo (like a guy who bought warehouse company, applied streetwise common sense, and diversified his investments. like if wu tang financial bought a conglamerate or one of thes ebusinesses with a lot business but who don't have a great revenue stream due to idiocyand wasting money) and actor playing a cop winking at the camera

my goal is to run a law firm like that

those dudes make real fucking money

me and my partner will pose back to back with our arms crossed on billboards

I'll use my name as a pun in my slogan

and underpay a bunch of desperate attorneys from low-ranked schools to do everything while I overact in commercials

http://archive.is/iCePN

I feel like all Ican do is sperg about my business

@UOC serious criminal defense attorneys also don't make money a lot of the time

if you're accused of a serious crime, you only get paid if you win

shkreli's lawyers are getting his bail money

which was his etrade account that he cashed out