my mom had five actual children and somehow managed to do it without blogging even once

the internet is a terrible tool for validating women

http://www.whitesugarbrownsugar.com/2017/07/honest-review-ancestry-dna-test-kit-adoption-adoptee.html?m=1

jesus reading this is insane

why does she write like this. who consumes this?

its a weird attempt to convey some kind of personality but it's exactly the same personality as every other female who writes online

> (I know I'm Polish and a mix of Irish and American Indian) LOL

I'm trying to get my results from ancestry

I did the test ages ago and now I'm trying to dig up the results

prozak typed in lower case

the world is ending

big dig big letters

90% Europe ~
30% Europe West (Belgium, France, German, Netherlands, Switzerland)
22% Great Britain
17% Ireland
12% Iberian
- LOW CONFIDENCE REGION -
2% Europe East
2% Italy/Greece
2% Scandinavia

5% Native American

2% West Asia

Is this hers

Mine

whiter than the average bear

NOTWHITE

haha

These numbers don't add up

I'm the eternal anglo

They have fuzzy percentages for low confidence regions

and I left out some (<1%) areas like (<1%) pacific islander and (1%) east asian

Doesn't look very Anglo

I'm a mutt

I think Ancestry just puts (<1%) on everything

so nobody can say "i'm not any amount black"

I didn't get that

rate me

they circle the middle east in red lol

MINE JUST CIRCLED AFRICA AND JERUSALEM AND SAID LOL

I got 2% caucusus

No doubt due to woptalian blood

WE NEED TO START MAILING FAKE TEST RESULTS TO HOLLYWOOD NAZIS

89% AFRICAN

if by african you mean irish, then I can't disagree @diversity_is_racism

or 89% jewish

which would make their asses run to Israel ASAP

EVEN BETTER

89% HASIDIC JEW