ah, apparently this is old

Uh

Joe Smith said black people had the mark of cain

Churches and Christians in general misinterpret this Biblical passage. I mean, if you're loving God with all your heart and all your soul, you shouldn't love yourself or your neighbor at all. But then the Bible is a great race war story that alarms your typical Christian.

WHO IS @Claire ?

Some bitch

Joseph Smith wasn't wrong, Biblically speaking.

@Mother YOU'VE MET HER

OH! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN @Claire. HRU?

I am well! How are you?

Apparently I am "some bitch." I relish this.

NAW, THAT'S TYPICAL UNFORTUNATELY.

RECOVERING. GOT IN A BIKE ACCIDENT RIDING BACK UP TO NEW ENGLAND.

Perhaps I too need the caps lock. I feel uncool. 😬

I am sorry to hear that. I hope you're not in too much pain. Yuck.

@Mother YOU TOLD US IT WAS A GAY SEX ACCIDENT

ARE YOU RECOVERING RAPIDLY?

REDDIT UNSUSPENDED ME

BIZARRE TIMES AHEAD

YES. I'VE EMERGED WITHOUT TERMINAL DISEASE

NOTHING BROKEN. WIPED OUT IN FRONT OF A COP.

Is this a poz cum in my anus type thing?

AHAHAHA

Too bad you didn't wipe out the cop.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. @Claire WE FEARED IMMINENT DELETION OF THIS SERVER LAST NIGHT SO FLOODED IT WITH GAY PORN.

cant believe I'm missing the tranny

REBEKKA LEFT?

don't think so

BASICALLY. THERE WAS A FLASH FLOOD. HUGE BODY OF WATER UNDER A BRIDGE ON THE HWY. ACCIDENT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. I DIDNT THINK MUCH OF IT.

NEXT THING I KNOW. IM GOING 40 MPH THROUGH WATER. WAS PRETTY COOL.

CONTEXT: I WAS ON A BIKE

That sounds extreme but perhaps in a fun way.

INDEED.

@Mother Don't get too comfy up in Yankland. We're going to make a Southerner of you yet.

AHA. I DIDNT REALLY WANT TO LEAVE TEXAS SO MUCH AS AUSTIN. I WANTED TO STAY. I STAYED OVERNIGHT IN STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA AT A FRIENDS HOUSE. REALLY NICE PLACE.

I know Stillwater. It is a nice place. Austin, however, is an absolute hole.

I despise Austin

Hear, hear!

I WANT TO BUILD A HOUSE IN EITHER THE SOUTH OR COLORADO IN A FEW YEARS.