Message from @€£¥ Kestrel ¥£€

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2017-10-14 17:32:44 UTC  

think about how valuable a success story like his is to the industry

2017-10-14 17:33:10 UTC  

to the los angeles entertainment industry

2017-10-14 17:33:12 UTC  

i wish i was younger

2017-10-14 17:33:16 UTC  

i would stop that stuff

2017-10-14 17:35:11 UTC  

i feel like half my energy got sapped by watching a jake paul video just now

2017-10-14 17:35:15 UTC  

i feel so old and unhappy

2017-10-14 17:35:18 UTC  

im 30 now

2017-10-14 17:38:57 UTC  

dude the jake paul channel page video triggered me so hard

2017-10-14 17:39:03 UTC  

im like depressed and enraged

2017-10-14 17:39:15 UTC  

everything i wished had happened

2017-10-14 17:39:15 UTC  

lol

2017-10-14 17:39:25 UTC  

in that video

2017-10-14 17:40:27 UTC  

dude you act just like jake paul

2017-10-14 17:40:44 UTC  

a jake paul who can't break the social barriers

2017-10-14 17:41:31 UTC  

dude

2017-10-14 17:41:38 UTC  

gabe i would not be suprised if his character was modeled after me

2017-10-14 17:41:52 UTC  

from the time i spent on CS LA server

2017-10-14 17:42:17 UTC  

idc if anyone thinks im crazy

2017-10-14 17:42:20 UTC  

i was what to be modeled

2017-10-14 17:45:37 UTC  

30 isn't that old but you will be old pretty soon. It's how you work it.

2017-10-14 17:58:30 UTC  

You guys gave me AIDS last night in vc

2017-10-14 17:58:53 UTC  

But it's okay because it's not a felony anymore in CA to purposefully infect someone with an STD

2017-10-14 17:59:25 UTC  

stop hating on jake paul before i dab on you

2017-10-14 18:01:01 UTC  

back from gym

2017-10-14 18:07:04 UTC  

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2017-10-14 18:10:36 UTC  

Wanna share some needles then?

2017-10-14 18:13:33 UTC  

Well that's one hell of a coincidence.

2017-10-14 18:23:44 UTC  

lifting is definitely harder after having to go on a big hike to get to the gym

2017-10-14 18:24:51 UTC  

Yeah but at least having to go on that hike means no worries about having skipped leg day

2017-10-14 18:24:56 UTC  

found dead by suicide with 2 gunshots to the back of the head

2017-10-14 18:29:00 UTC  

I do sumo diddlies, I get a lot of leg work

2017-10-14 18:29:12 UTC  

and my huge weight horrible form barbell rows work my hamstrings a lot

2017-10-14 18:30:45 UTC  

I have wide hips so no matter what I do my body will never look classically "aesthetic," so for me getting freakishly strong on compounds is the only thing worth attempting

2017-10-14 18:30:58 UTC  

if I am not strong it will be shameful because either way I will look like an ogre

2017-10-14 18:33:55 UTC  

from the neck down anyway

2017-10-14 18:36:00 UTC  

Could always apply to be Shrek at DisneyWorld

2017-10-14 18:43:18 UTC  
2017-10-14 18:46:10 UTC  

I'm not fat, just not proportioned to be an underwear model

2017-10-14 18:46:52 UTC  

shrek is fucking muscular

2017-10-14 18:46:58 UTC  

0% fat