I think Spencer W. Kimball might literally be in Hell right now

true

is mormon a man made religion?

everyone from Joseph Smith through Harold B. Lee preached an almost identical doctrine, then suddenly Kimball changed it

depends who you ask. I'm a true believer

same

I believe in Brigham Young's racial doctrine, in polygamy, in consecration, in all of it

do u believe in the trinity

I believe what Brigham Young taught on it

the complex family tree of Gods he elaborated

I believe in Adam-God doctrine

I believe the virgin Mary was not a virgin, but conceived Jesus with Elohim

I also believe Adam had additional wives and that Eve was one of many

I believe all the old Mormon doctrine to the letter

@meruem ANIME IS CANCER AND DRAGONBALL Z IS LIKE HAVING AIDS IN YOUR CANCER.

I believe doctrines so upsetting to behold that even old Mormons only speak of them in hushed whispers among their families

ex would you believe in polygamy if you weren't the Chad?

how should I know?

You could think about it, I suppose

"lost boys" autism

Heh, not trying to rustle up your Jimmies

I don't know anything about not being a chad

you may as well ask me how I would like being an octopus

I think I would like being an octopus

Many different ways to answer a question like that, but I got your point

yeah @UOC you could still be a chadopus with a japanese schoolgirl on each tentacle

UOCtopus

You know how many 100% white American school girls you can fit in a single tentacle?

zero, americans are quadroons

No, because you 'literally can't imagine'

Misquote

But you know what I mean

old mormonism fucking kicked ass, it was hardass pioneers waving a bowie knife while ranting about the US government over the podium with two hot teenage girls on each arm and 16 aryan children in the congregation being taken care of by 3 additional wives

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

You need a church full of people to give you permission or something?

well yes actually, based on the structure of the religion

If that is the dream you know as well as I that it exists out there

FLDS? of course

I might actually investigate them

The faith is important to you as well?