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I have never met another mormon like myself
u know that negros can be mormons now right?
I think that is satanic subversion
ah
I think Spencer W. Kimball might literally be in Hell right now
true
is mormon a man made religion?
everyone from Joseph Smith through Harold B. Lee preached an almost identical doctrine, then suddenly Kimball changed it
depends who you ask. I'm a true believer
same
I believe in Brigham Young's racial doctrine, in polygamy, in consecration, in all of it
do u believe in the trinity
I believe what Brigham Young taught on it
the complex family tree of Gods he elaborated
I believe in Adam-God doctrine
I believe the virgin Mary was not a virgin, but conceived Jesus with Elohim
I also believe Adam had additional wives and that Eve was one of many
I believe all the old Mormon doctrine to the letter
@meruem ANIME IS CANCER AND DRAGONBALL Z IS LIKE HAVING AIDS IN YOUR CANCER.
I believe doctrines so upsetting to behold that even old Mormons only speak of them in hushed whispers among their families
how should I know?
You could think about it, I suppose
"lost boys" autism
Heh, not trying to rustle up your Jimmies
I don't know anything about not being a chad
you may as well ask me how I would like being an octopus
I think I would like being an octopus
Many different ways to answer a question like that, but I got your point
yeah @UOC you could still be a chadopus with a japanese schoolgirl on each tentacle
UOCtopus
You know how many 100% white American school girls you can fit in a single tentacle?
zero, americans are quadroons
No, because you 'literally can't imagine'
Misquote
But you know what I mean
old mormonism fucking kicked ass, it was hardass pioneers waving a bowie knife while ranting about the US government over the podium with two hot teenage girls on each arm and 16 aryan children in the congregation being taken care of by 3 additional wives
literally the most kickass possible life imaginable
literally the most kickass possible life imaginable
You need a church full of people to give you permission or something?
well yes actually, based on the structure of the religion