Message from comcast in Realism #general

2017-11-06 19:37:59 UTC  

You know how many 100% white American school girls you can fit in a single tentacle?

2017-11-06 19:38:12 UTC  

zero, americans are quadroons

2017-11-06 19:38:15 UTC  

No, because you 'literally can't imagine'

2017-11-06 19:38:30 UTC  


2017-11-06 19:38:37 UTC  

But you know what I mean

2017-11-06 19:39:22 UTC  

old mormonism fucking kicked ass, it was hardass pioneers waving a bowie knife while ranting about the US government over the podium with two hot teenage girls on each arm and 16 aryan children in the congregation being taken care of by 3 additional wives

2017-11-06 19:40:07 UTC  

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

2017-11-06 19:40:17 UTC  

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

2017-11-06 19:40:35 UTC  

You need a church full of people to give you permission or something?

2017-11-06 19:40:46 UTC  

well yes actually, based on the structure of the religion

2017-11-06 19:41:03 UTC  

If that is the dream you know as well as I that it exists out there

2017-11-06 19:41:11 UTC  

FLDS? of course

2017-11-06 19:41:18 UTC  

I might actually investigate them

2017-11-06 19:41:20 UTC  

The faith is important to you as well?

2017-11-06 19:41:29 UTC  

yes, the faith is 90% of the point

2017-11-06 19:41:30 UTC  

Our just the knives, women, babies

2017-11-06 19:41:41 UTC  

To each his own

2017-11-06 19:41:50 UTC  

the knives, women and babies are an after effect of getting things right

2017-11-06 19:42:06 UTC  

having a divine being tell you the way to live leads both to the religion and to the aryan barbarianism

2017-11-06 19:42:49 UTC  

Interesting. I had a Mormon beat friend growing up but his family was very cucked. Don't know anything about the faith really.

2017-11-06 19:43:01 UTC  

But if you have found God, more power to you

2017-11-06 19:43:16 UTC  

Best friend*

2017-11-06 19:43:22 UTC  

I believe God spoke to man within the last few hundred years and Man has already rejected the meat of what was taught

2017-11-06 19:43:35 UTC  

and they don't even realize they've done it

2017-11-06 19:43:51 UTC  

Cal Ripken was as good as his word, when we got back to the booth, he wasted no time whipping out a nine inch cock, with a tatoo of the orioles logo on the big meaty head.
"Batter up!" Cal exclaimed, and jammed his big hot cock down my throat so hard and fast that my hand clamped down on my bananna milkshake, spraying it all over Cal Ripken Jr!
Fortunately it did not get on my autographed copy of "Tranny" but whoa man!
Cal Was pissed!
He took me over his knee and spanked me mercilessly, yelling "Bad boy! Do you know what happens to bad boys?"
"Lick it all off!" Cal said, then he squatted over the viewing bench. I licked all the banana milkshake off of cal's hot hard body, but that wasn't enough for him.
"You missed a spot!" cal ripken jr shouted, and he bent over and pulled down his pants and silk boxers, displaying the chocolate starfish that played more consecutive MLB games than any other. "Lick it ALL OFF!"
I was humiliated, but felt I had no choice but to lick Cal Ripken Jr's sweaty asshole.
I licked Cal's ass for maybe three minutes, then he swiveled around and came explosively on my face. What the fuck! I'm only 17 years old.
Cal Ripken Jr. cinched up his pants and left, leaving me with nothing but my autographed copy of Tranny to show for it. I didn't even reach orgasm.
And none of my friends believe my story.
But maybe YOU believe.

2017-11-06 19:43:53 UTC  

If it were proven to me he spoke I'd agree

2017-11-06 19:44:17 UTC  

That it was rejected, that is

2017-11-06 19:44:48 UTC  

as a friend of mine put it to me, God gave Baskin Robbins to Joseph Smith, but the modern church only gives us low fat vanilla

2017-11-06 19:46:43 UTC  


2017-11-06 19:48:00 UTC  

Why would it matter whether or not it was proven?

2017-11-06 19:49:05 UTC  

Because that would dictate whether or not I believed it to be true

2017-11-06 19:50:46 UTC  

That it was rejected?

2017-11-06 19:50:51 UTC  

how is that even provable

2017-11-06 19:51:15 UTC  

it's not

2017-11-06 19:51:32 UTC  

I mean as a religious person clearly I do not have the same standards of proof that a secular humanist scientism adherent does

2017-11-06 19:57:31 UTC  

I am not blindly adhered to science

2017-11-06 19:57:37 UTC  

Maybe I should rephrase

2017-11-06 19:58:19 UTC  

If I myself truly believed it to be the word of God

2017-11-06 20:01:43 UTC  

Secular humanist scientism adherent

2017-11-06 20:01:54 UTC  

Gonna steal

2017-11-06 20:05:02 UTC  

Even if it really was, should you follow it