ex would you believe in polygamy if you weren't the Chad?

how should I know?

You could think about it, I suppose

"lost boys" autism

Heh, not trying to rustle up your Jimmies

I don't know anything about not being a chad

you may as well ask me how I would like being an octopus

I think I would like being an octopus

Many different ways to answer a question like that, but I got your point

yeah @UOC you could still be a chadopus with a japanese schoolgirl on each tentacle

UOCtopus

You know how many 100% white American school girls you can fit in a single tentacle?

zero, americans are quadroons

No, because you 'literally can't imagine'

Misquote

But you know what I mean

old mormonism fucking kicked ass, it was hardass pioneers waving a bowie knife while ranting about the US government over the podium with two hot teenage girls on each arm and 16 aryan children in the congregation being taken care of by 3 additional wives

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

literally the most kickass possible life imaginable

You need a church full of people to give you permission or something?

well yes actually, based on the structure of the religion

If that is the dream you know as well as I that it exists out there

FLDS? of course

I might actually investigate them

The faith is important to you as well?

yes, the faith is 90% of the point

Our just the knives, women, babies

To each his own

the knives, women and babies are an after effect of getting things right

having a divine being tell you the way to live leads both to the religion and to the aryan barbarianism

Interesting. I had a Mormon beat friend growing up but his family was very cucked. Don't know anything about the faith really.

But if you have found God, more power to you

Best friend*

I believe God spoke to man within the last few hundred years and Man has already rejected the meat of what was taught

and they don't even realize they've done it

Cal Ripken was as good as his word, when we got back to the booth, he wasted no time whipping out a nine inch cock, with a tatoo of the orioles logo on the big meaty head.
"Batter up!" Cal exclaimed, and jammed his big hot cock down my throat so hard and fast that my hand clamped down on my bananna milkshake, spraying it all over Cal Ripken Jr!
Fortunately it did not get on my autographed copy of "Tranny" but whoa man!
Cal Was pissed!
He took me over his knee and spanked me mercilessly, yelling "Bad boy! Do you know what happens to bad boys?"
"Lick it all off!" Cal said, then he squatted over the viewing bench. I licked all the banana milkshake off of cal's hot hard body, but that wasn't enough for him.
"You missed a spot!" cal ripken jr shouted, and he bent over and pulled down his pants and silk boxers, displaying the chocolate starfish that played more consecutive MLB games than any other. "Lick it ALL OFF!"
I was humiliated, but felt I had no choice but to lick Cal Ripken Jr's sweaty asshole.
I licked Cal's ass for maybe three minutes, then he swiveled around and came explosively on my face. What the fuck! I'm only 17 years old.
Cal Ripken Jr. cinched up his pants and left, leaving me with nothing but my autographed copy of Tranny to show for it. I didn't even reach orgasm.
And none of my friends believe my story.
But maybe YOU believe.

If it were proven to me he spoke I'd agree

That it was rejected, that is

as a friend of mine put it to me, God gave Baskin Robbins to Joseph Smith, but the modern church only gives us low fat vanilla

Amen

Why would it matter whether or not it was proven?