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I believe doctrines so upsetting to behold that even old Mormons only speak of them in hushed whispers among their families
ex would you believe in polygamy if you weren't the Chad?
how should I know?
You could think about it, I suppose
"lost boys" autism
Heh, not trying to rustle up your Jimmies
I don't know anything about not being a chad
you may as well ask me how I would like being an octopus
I think I would like being an octopus
Many different ways to answer a question like that, but I got your point
yeah @UOC you could still be a chadopus with a japanese schoolgirl on each tentacle
UOCtopus
You know how many 100% white American school girls you can fit in a single tentacle?
zero, americans are quadroons
No, because you 'literally can't imagine'
Misquote
But you know what I mean
old mormonism fucking kicked ass, it was hardass pioneers waving a bowie knife while ranting about the US government over the podium with two hot teenage girls on each arm and 16 aryan children in the congregation being taken care of by 3 additional wives
literally the most kickass possible life imaginable
literally the most kickass possible life imaginable
well yes actually, based on the structure of the religion
If that is the dream you know as well as I that it exists out there
FLDS? of course
I might actually investigate them
The faith is important to you as well?
yes, the faith is 90% of the point
Our just the knives, women, babies
To each his own
the knives, women and babies are an after effect of getting things right
having a divine being tell you the way to live leads both to the religion and to the aryan barbarianism
Interesting. I had a Mormon beat friend growing up but his family was very cucked. Don't know anything about the faith really.
But if you have found God, more power to you
Best friend*
I believe God spoke to man within the last few hundred years and Man has already rejected the meat of what was taught
and they don't even realize they've done it
Cal Ripken was as good as his word, when we got back to the booth, he wasted no time whipping out a nine inch cock, with a tatoo of the orioles logo on the big meaty head.
"Batter up!" Cal exclaimed, and jammed his big hot cock down my throat so hard and fast that my hand clamped down on my bananna milkshake, spraying it all over Cal Ripken Jr!
Fortunately it did not get on my autographed copy of "Tranny" but whoa man!
Cal Was pissed!
He took me over his knee and spanked me mercilessly, yelling "Bad boy! Do you know what happens to bad boys?"
"Lick it all off!" Cal said, then he squatted over the viewing bench. I licked all the banana milkshake off of cal's hot hard body, but that wasn't enough for him.
"You missed a spot!" cal ripken jr shouted, and he bent over and pulled down his pants and silk boxers, displaying the chocolate starfish that played more consecutive MLB games than any other. "Lick it ALL OFF!"
I was humiliated, but felt I had no choice but to lick Cal Ripken Jr's sweaty asshole.
I licked Cal's ass for maybe three minutes, then he swiveled around and came explosively on my face. What the fuck! I'm only 17 years old.
Cal Ripken Jr. cinched up his pants and left, leaving me with nothing but my autographed copy of Tranny to show for it. I didn't even reach orgasm.
And none of my friends believe my story.
But maybe YOU believe.
If it were proven to me he spoke I'd agree
That it was rejected, that is
as a friend of mine put it to me, God gave Baskin Robbins to Joseph Smith, but the modern church only gives us low fat vanilla
Amen