@Kalier jokes exist, no matter how hard they are. Relax.

That wasn't a joke

@Kalier seriously how old are you

SOMEBODY BROUGHT CHILDREN HERE @Exilarch

I mean I don't know how young, but this guy... he seriously has to be early teens or something

he's got a lot of lessons to learn and I'm not sure here is the place to do it

Early teens I am not

there's places like gaiaonline for that

late teens?

are you at least over 15?

lack of answer means "no"

so you're 13-15

which is fine dude but this is a pretty adult chat, you really ought to reconsider your internet company

you might think "fuck that I wanna grow up fast," but in all honesty I did that and it sucked. Just go enjoy your youth man

don't waste it on a fucking internet chat server talking about politics, go skateboard or something

I have more than 15

I entered politics when I was 14

loser

talking politics is for adults who can't do anything else because they are trapped in jobs they hate and bodies that don't function, you should be out doing something worth remembering while you still have a chance

like playing overwatch

>overwatch

like if you are young why aren't you out hanging out with your fellow spanish and making friends and having happy spanish fun doing your hat dance or whatever it is you do

why are you here talking about the virtues of spain to people thousands of miles from spain who will never go there and do not give a shit

im a global citizen

haha

fun fact

literally had to take a class at my uni where we were conditioned to think "globally"

because we have international students BLah blaH blah

I fell for the college meme

if I had it to do over again I would've never advanced beyond junior college

would've just taken shit jobs to raise capital while learning accounting, econ and business at a junior college

then saved up until I could start a business

I would never have done any of this college shit

oof my parents are making me go to college

brb going into debt and paying commies to convert you to communism so you can try to buy a job

do me a favor bud

at least I can afford college and not need to take loans

1. calculate the total cost of college
2. go to www.portfoliovisualizer.com, click "backtest asset allocation," start as far back as you can go, and do 60/40 stock/bonds from the dropdown menu on the right
3. set it so that you start with the total cost of college, and then add 30k every year (assuming you lived at home with your fam and just invested that same money while working, saving and investing more)
4. look at the annual return, how much you'd have at 5 years, how much you'd have at 10 years, etc
5. if it convinces you, show it to your parents

or tell me and I will punch it in for you and give you a link

I honestly cannot understand why the fuck a 50 year old ever thinks college is a good idea