Message from @Draugra

Discord ID: 427982189452591105


2018-03-26 23:53:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/427978391753457665/IDF_Soldier.jpg

2018-03-26 23:53:24 UTC  

I only know because it was brought up immediately with my google search of Vijay Prozak choking out a bitch.

2018-03-26 23:53:43 UTC  

that card is a contradiction in terms

2018-03-26 23:53:50 UTC  

Like "sport personality"

2018-03-26 23:54:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/427978612881227807/Drunken_Metalhead.jpg

2018-03-26 23:54:44 UTC  

Sports guys can have fine personalities.

2018-03-26 23:54:52 UTC  

They just tend to be dumb.

2018-03-26 23:55:01 UTC  

Like metalheads.

2018-03-26 23:56:41 UTC  

Can mosh to monks singing Christmas music

2018-03-26 23:59:26 UTC  

exilarch wrote a book?

2018-03-27 00:04:33 UTC  
2018-03-27 00:05:35 UTC  

He's this plumber who occasionally comes around these parts. thinks he's a philosopher.

2018-03-27 00:06:19 UTC  

Many plumbers probably have many things to say. Dealing with literal shit all day will indeed give you a crash course, I am sure.

2018-03-27 00:06:41 UTC  

Seriously, does Jort have to sell his body to the IRS to not have his Bunker taken away?

2018-03-27 00:07:27 UTC  

You may have seen him as Invincible Winter.

2018-03-27 00:07:32 UTC  

Nope

2018-03-27 00:07:42 UTC  

You'll know when he's around.

2018-03-27 00:07:49 UTC  

He makes me look modest.

2018-03-27 00:07:57 UTC  

Just read the rest of the synopsis. Sounds all too real for me. We are beyond parody

2018-03-27 00:08:25 UTC  

You don't seem that bad to me. He might very well be just as fun to banter with

2018-03-27 00:08:30 UTC  

Not that we have been bantering

2018-03-27 00:08:45 UTC  

I just to dry one liners a lot and it seems in text like I am more of a cunt than I am

2018-03-27 00:08:46 UTC  

Yeah, this is seduction.

2018-03-27 00:08:57 UTC  

I'm lubed.

2018-03-27 00:09:09 UTC  

Though, I'm a powertop

2018-03-27 00:09:24 UTC  

Just so it's clear who the lube is for

2018-03-27 00:09:30 UTC  

I don't believe INTJs really have sex though.

2018-03-27 00:09:35 UTC  

LOL

2018-03-27 00:09:47 UTC  

Srsly, every damn Alchemist. Ya'll love that shit.

2018-03-27 00:10:02 UTC  

It's like free copper at a Conservatory gift shop

2018-03-27 00:10:11 UTC  

Free because they don't have security cameras

2018-03-27 00:10:30 UTC  

Even if you aren't an INTJ, eventually I can turn you into one.

2018-03-27 00:10:40 UTC  

step one is to keep telling you you are.

2018-03-27 00:10:54 UTC  

Step two is to reward you.

2018-03-27 00:11:11 UTC  

Step Three is to break me down and build me back up again as an INTJ

2018-03-27 00:11:34 UTC  

I don't think I have the malevolence necessary though.

2018-03-27 00:11:48 UTC  

You seem content.

2018-03-27 00:12:18 UTC  

I am very content. I, however, also have malevolence. Or at the very least, ambiguous ethics.

2018-03-27 00:38:20 UTC  

@Draugra Exilarch is better than a plumber. Don't let my jesting precolor your perception.

2018-03-27 00:47:11 UTC  

Oh no, it didn't.