Back when he was cool and stuff.

I remember that he wrote by Prozak in ANUS. I didn't know it was Vijay Prozak. See, Vijay has some articles on Amerika and on some Metal blog.

"some metal blog"

This guy is great.

Deathmetal Underground

Damn.

I only know because it was brought up immediately with my google search of Vijay Prozak choking out a bitch.

that card is a contradiction in terms

Like "sport personality"

Sports guys can have fine personalities.

They just tend to be dumb.

Like metalheads.

Can mosh to monks singing Christmas music

https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G

exilarch wrote a book?

@༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻ ...metal
@devolved ...sexy
@Horns ...who?

He's this plumber who occasionally comes around these parts. thinks he's a philosopher.

Many plumbers probably have many things to say. Dealing with literal shit all day will indeed give you a crash course, I am sure.

Seriously, does Jort have to sell his body to the IRS to not have his Bunker taken away?

You may have seen him as Invincible Winter.

Nope

You'll know when he's around.

He makes me look modest.

Just read the rest of the synopsis. Sounds all too real for me. We are beyond parody

You don't seem that bad to me. He might very well be just as fun to banter with

Not that we have been bantering

I just to dry one liners a lot and it seems in text like I am more of a cunt than I am

Yeah, this is seduction.

I'm lubed.

Though, I'm a powertop

Just so it's clear who the lube is for

I don't believe INTJs really have sex though.

LOL

Srsly, every damn Alchemist. Ya'll love that shit.

It's like free copper at a Conservatory gift shop

Free because they don't have security cameras

Even if you aren't an INTJ, eventually I can turn you into one.

step one is to keep telling you you are.

Step two is to reward you.